Friday, September 21, 2007

Top 10 Funnest Jokes

Top 10 Funnest Jokes


1. A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: “Paint…my…house.”

2. A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, my brother’s crazy, he thinks he’s a chicken.” The doctor says, “Why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “We would. But we need the eggs.”

3. A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, “Here’s a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks.” The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator’s mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: “I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing to give it a try.” After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It’s a woman. “I’ll give it a try,” she says, “but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle.”

4. Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. “I’ll have some fuckin’ French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin’ French toast for me,” he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. “I don’t know,” he says meekly, “but I definitely don’t want the fuckin’ French toast.”

5. A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scount. “This dog can speak English,” he claims to the unimpressed agent. “Okay, Sport,” the guys says to the dog, “what’s on the top of a house?” “Roof!” the dog replies. “Oh, come on…” the talent agent responds. “All dogs go ‘roof’.” “No, wait,” the guy says. He asks the dog “what does sandpaper feel like?” “Rough!” the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. “No, hang on,” the guy says. “This one will amaze you. ” He turns and asks the dog: “Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?” “Ruth!” goes the dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. The dog turns to the guy and says “Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?”

6. A guy has a parrot that can sing and speak beautifully. He takes it to the synagogue on Rosh Hashonah and makes a wager that the bird can conduct the High Holiday service better than the temple’s cantor. When the big moment comes, though, the parrot is silent. The guy is outraged. He takes the bird home and is about to kill it when the bird finally speaks: “Schmuck! Think of the odds we’ll get on Yom Kippur!”

7. A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. “Father O’Malley,” he says, “my name is Emil Cohen. I’m seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, I’m currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life I’ve never felt better.” “My good man,” says the priest, “I think you’ve come to the wrong place. Why are you telling me?” And the guy goes: “I’m telling everybody!”

8. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”

9. A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. “There must be some mistake,” the lawyer argues. “I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five.” “Fifty five?” says Saint Peter. “No, according to out calculations, you’re eighty two.” “How’s you get that?” the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter: “We added up your time sheets.”

10. Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. “I can’t leave,” the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.” The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?” the victim asks. “He says you’re gonna die.”

Monday, September 17, 2007

Hillary Clinton and Soprano's Video Spoof

Hillary Clinton and Soprano's Video Spoof

Hillary "announces" her campaign song via a clever spoof on the Soprano's last episode; co-starring Bill Clinton

The Best Presidential Inspirational Quotes and The GW Bush

The Best Presidential Inspirational Quotes and The GW Bush

Best of President George W Bush Video

Best of President George W Bush Video

A collection of George Bush mistakes captured on video

Sunday, September 16, 2007

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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Size Does Matter. Shift Happens Video

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Monday, September 10, 2007

Bob Dylan Message Generator

Bob Dylan Message Generator


In 1967, Bob Dylan made a brilliant—and now legendary—opening segment for the documentary "Don't Look Back" using the song "Subterranean Homesick Blues." Now, the site advertising his upcoming collection allows you to substitute your own text for the title cards from that film clip. Yes, it's a promotional gimmick. But the small thrill of seeing young Dylan holding up papers emblazoned with your own commentary is too delicious to pass up. All you need is a friend's email and enough text to fill 10 sheets. Dylan does the rest. Once we blasted our pals with messages, we paused to wonder how the heck Ten 4, the British design team behind the site, got the legendary, scratchy-voiced, irascible maven to agree to this. We tip our hats to their marketing prowess. And we're sending another loopy missive off, backed by the jangly rhythms of Dylan's electric tune. God knows when, but we're doin' it again.

27 Aquatic Lifeforms You Never Caught While Fishing

27 Aquatic Lifeforms You Never Caught While Fishing

Have you heard about the one that got away? You know, that record-breaking fish your uncle caught last summer? Uh huh. There are probably as many unbelievable fish stories as there are fins in the sea. Though the 27 aquatic beauties featured here are all very real, there's a slim to zero chance they'll ever wind up at the end of your line. But that shouldn't stop you from taking a gander at what's below the watery surface. From the cute axolotl to the creepy predatory snaggletooth, the bulldog-like stargazer to the fantastical "Dumbo" octopus, and the elegant leafy sea dragon to the lumpfish with a face only its mother could love—these real-life animals are awe-inspiring. If they bring out the angler in you, check out the parent site, Bounty Fishing Blog, where you can sign up for fishing tournaments and give your uncle a little friendly competition.

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How It Should Have Ended

How It Should Have Ended

We've all been there, hunkered in the movie theater, plowing through the popcorn, and happily engrossed in the big screen. But then, the flick winds its way to a close—and the movie flops. We're left with a lousy finish.

It doesn't have to end that way. For a couple of years now, the talented crew at How It Should Have Ended have been crafting their own conclusions to some of their favorite (or not so favorite) films. When we checked in with producer Tina Alexander, she told us how they were inspired to create animated alternatives to some of Hollywood's classic fare...

Hey, Tina! Most movie-goers just gripe when a flick ends badly. What made you all take it to the next level?

We are a small crew of independent live-action film makers and have completed three shorts. It would be an understatement to say we are really into movies, so we probably talk about how movies should have ended a lot.

Daniel (our director for the live action shorts) is also an artist and animator and decided one day to animate a new ending to the final "Matrix" movie because we were collectively disappointed. After I saw how good it was, I thought there might be an audience on the Internet for this kind of thing, and http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/ was born. That was July 2005.

We're wondering how the whole process works. From your crew page, we can guess that Tommy (concept man) comes up with each idea, Daniel (artist) creates it, and Mark (camera man) shoots it—but we know there's more to it than that.

The crew page is more about our "crew" of friends than about the actual production side of the cartoons. Tommy, Daniel and I come up with an idea that we like and then get it into script form. Daniel then draws, animates and edits the entire thing himself. Our friend Brian composes all the music for us and we all pitch in as voice talent with Daniel and Stephanie being the main voice actors

How much time does each clip require to make?
It depends on the scope of the cartoon. "Ocean's 40" took a couple of weeks because it's minimal animation and relatively short. We are about to release "Spiderman 3" next week and it's taken over three months to complete and is our longest animation to date. On average they take about two months.

Do you have a favorite one?
I think we are all pretty fond of "How Superman Should Have Ended" because it put us on the map. We got to travel to L.A. for the Scream Awards on Spike TV and received an award for Best Internet Parody. It's really hard to pick a favorite because they are all so different, but we still all laugh a lot at "How Lord of the Rings Should Have Ended." We've also been highly amused at the controversy and debate it caused about its plausibility.

Has anyone connected to a film lampooned on the site ever contacted you?
Not exactly, but we did get Brandon Routh's attention, which was really flattering. He did an online Q&A through his web site last year and linked to our web site and the "Superman How It Should Have Ended." He said our cartoon was his response to Christian Bale's statement that "Batman" is better than "Superman."

What are your day jobs? Has your work on How It Should Have Ended helped any of you to land new work?
Nothing BIG time yet. Are you interested Yahoo? :)
Ha! If we start hanging with the movers and shakers, we'll do our best. How do you decide which films to "revise"? Is it just that one of you hated the ending to the flick—or do other requirements, such as box office popularity, play a role?

Lots of things play a role. I would say at least half of the movies that we have parodied where films that we actually loved... so in a lot of ways, it's flattery that we spoofed it.
Occasionally it's because we were really disappointed, or we found something ridiculous that is just too easy to not poke fun at. There always has to be a flaw, and most movies have them, even if they're good.

Box office popularity does come into play, as well as our audience. It's clear that fantasy, comic book, and Sci-fi movies are far more popular with our fans.

Any plans to do more blooper-filled "documentaries" like the "Look Back at It's a Wonderful Life"? We loved that take and its closing, Stewart-penned poem.

Thanks! We loved that one too and we were really excited to do a holiday special. We like to do one special a year, so yes, there will be similar spoofs to come.

Have you considered making preferable endings to TV series, too? We'd love to see your take on "Sex and the City." Or "Seinfeld."

We get requests for this a lot, but don't have any plans for it as of yet. There are still too many movies to choose from!

We love hearing you say that. Thanks again, Tina! We're looking forward to "Spiderman 3 How It Should Have Ended"!

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Wednesday, September 5, 2007

New iPod Nano

Apple announced its new iPod nano, along with some minor updates to the entire iPod line.

At a special event in San Francisco today, Apple announced a new version of its popular iPod nano player. The new iPod nano closely resembles rumored photos that had been spreading across the Web. The player is much more short and stout than the previous version, and seems to regain the mirrored backing of the first generation Nano. The iPod nano is now capable of playing videos and games on its 2-inch, QVGA screen. The new player will be available in 4GB and 8GB capacities, for $150 and $200 respectively. It will come in five colors, including a product (RED) shade that will benefit AIDS charities in Africa. Apple claims users will experience 24 hours of music or 5 hours of video on the new device.

The iPod shuffle also got a minor update, with four new colors. Capacity and pricing for the diminutive, clip-on player remained the same. The original iPod, previously called the iPod video, also saw a minor update. The player will now be known as the iPod classic, and will come in 80GB and 160GB capacities for $250 and $350, respectively. Apple notes that the new 80GB player is actually thinner than the previous 30GB model. The new iPod will come in an all-metal shell, with a brushed metal-looking face and the mirrored back that is the device's signature element.

All of these new iPods will see a minor user interface improvement, incorporating more artwork and Apple's innovative Cover Flow album browsing technique. The new devices are available immediately from the Apple store online, and should be making their way into stores by this weekend.

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Apple introduced some new iPods and had some other surprises Wednesday. Keeping in mind that every tech product isn't for everyone.

New iPod Nano: Bigger 2-inch screen now plays video and games. Battery can handle 24 hours of audio or 5 hours of video playback. Prices are $149 for 4GB and $199 for 8GB.

When it's available: Should be in stores this weekend.

iPod Classic: It's similar to the old iPod with video, but now you can get one with double the storage: 160 GB (40,000 songs) for $349. The 80 GB model is $249. Battery life is 40 hours for audio and 7 hours for video.

When it's available: Will be in stores this weekend.
My take: I'm not a big music collector, and I don't have spare time to watch video on a small screen, so the iPod Classic doesn't appeal to me.

iPod Touch: It's the iPhone, but thinner and without the phone (and that $60/month bill). The 3.5-inch touch screen lets users navigate through songs, videos, photos, calendar, contacts, clock, calculator and, surprisingly, the Safari Internet browser (which you get online with the built-in WiFi.) WiFi also gives you access to YouTube. Apparently there is no speakers. Battery life is 22 hours for audio, 5 hours for video. 8GB model is $299, 16 GB model is $399.
When it's available: Shipping this month.

PRODUCT (RED) iPod Shuffle: Portions of sales from this $79 1GB iPod will go to charity.
When it's available: "Shipping today, available soon."

WiFi iTunes music store: Buy songs online with the iPhone or iPod Touch. They are copied onto your computer the next time you sync. You also can use the online store on Starbucks WiFi network for free (they usually charge for online service).

When it's available: This month (free service at Starbucks will be rolled out more gradually).

Buy 30-second iPhone ringtones from the iTunes Store: Users can chose from 500,000 songs in the store and what 30 seconds of the song they want to make their iPhone ringtone.
When it's available: Next week (when a new version of iTunes come out)

8GB iPhone price dropped to $399
When it's available: Price drop is immediate.

iPhone Price Cuts, iPhone reduces its price by $200

iPhone Price Cuts. iPhone reduces its price by $200

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Apple Inc. slashed the price of the top iPhone by $200 Wednesday to bolster holiday sales, but also angered loyal customers who paid top dollar in the gadget's first 10 weeks on the market.

The company also revamped its iPod media player lineup, introducing a model called iPod Touch that incorporates the iPhone's touch-screen and adds the ability to wirelessly download songs directly. It introduced a new version of the best-selling iPod, the Nano, that plays video.

And it announced a partnership with Starbucks: Starting in October, the coffee chain's icon will light up on the Touch whenever a user nears a shop that has Wi-Fi access. Users can then download the song that's playing in that Starbucks shop or get a list of the 10 most recent songs played.

Analysts expect Apple's new iPods will help the company clinch yet another blockbuster holiday selling season. But it will also have to deal with investors who love Apple's meaty profit margins and customers who are suffering from a bit of buyer's remorse.

The eight-gigabyte iPhone will now cost $399 - one-third cheaper than when it went on sale June 29. The four-gigabyte iPhone, which sold for $499, will be phased out. By comparison, the iPod Touch will sell for $299 for the eight-gigabyte model and $399 for the 16-gigabyte one.

Ryan Roth, who bought an iPhone for $599 on Friday after months of research, chalked up his purchase to "the worst timing ever."

Roth, 32, of New York, said he planned to call Apple's customer support hotline to see if he could get a $200 rebate or a smaller store credit at iTunes.

"If they could do that, I'd be very happy," said Roth, who has been thinking about getting a cell phone for four years but held out until the last week.

"Otherwise, I realize this is not their problem: I agreed to the original price - it's my fault. It just kinda sucks."

Apple spokeswoman Natalie Kerris noted that anyone who purchased an iPhone within the past 14 days can get a refund under Apple's return policy - if the item is unopened. The policy also allows for a refund of the price difference if a product was purchased within 14 days of a price cut and the owner has the original receipt.

Apple stock dropped more than five per cent after the price cut was announced, closing at $136.76, down $7.40 cents. In extended trading, it lost another $1.01.

The steep price cut less than three months after the iPhone's launch is a surprise from Apple, which usually keeps prices steady while adding new features and offers discounts only when a product begins to get old.

Yet analysts say quick discounts are typical for the cell phone industry. The world's best-selling cell phone, Motorola Razr, for instance, debuted at $499 but can now be bought for less than $100.

"This is about Apple learning how to become a cell phone retailer," said Jeff Kagan, an independent telecommunications industry analyst based in Atlanta.

"All of a sudden it's in the cell phone business, and everyone is trying to figure out how to measure it, and we don't know yet."

Apple CEO Steve Jobs said the company is on its way to selling one million iPhones in the United States by the end of September.

Apple executives characterized the revamped and expanded iPod line - in which the iPhone is cast as its top model - as its most robust lineup ever for the holiday season. In 2006, Apple sold a record 21 million iPod players during the holiday quarter, about 50 per cent more than in the same period the year before.

In all, Apple has now sold more than 110 million iPods since they debuted in 2001.

The new iPod Touch Jobs unveiled at a special media event Wednesday will - like the iPhone - have a 3.5-inch touch-screen and wireless Internet access, allowing users to download songs directly to the gadget. The Touch also similarly can be used for storing photos, music, videos and other digital data.

And users will be able to scroll through menus with a light touch of a finger and use two fingers to resize photos, as they can with an iPhone. But it won't operate as a cell phone.

The new iTunes Wi-Fi store will become available after the iPod Touch starts shipping worldwide later this month, and stores around the country will come online in stages in coming months.

People using the iTunes Wi-Fi store will be able to download songs for the same price as they would pay at the regular iTunes store, which charges 99 cents per song.

The iPod Touch is less than a third of an inch thick, thinner than the iPhone, and with the Safari Web browser will offer quick access to Google, Yahoo and YouTube.

The Starbucks partnership begins at 600 stores in New York and Seattle on Oct. 2.

In November, it will be available at 350 stores in the San Francisco Bay Area, and by the end of next year it will be in all Starbucks with Wi-Fi across the U.S.

Financial terms of the deal weren't disclosed.

The new Nano, which will be in stores starting this weekend, will come in a four-gigabyte version for $149, and an eight-gigabyte version for $199.

"It's incredibly tiny. It's incredibly thin," Jobs said of the new Nano, which features a 320-by-240-pixel screen and can play back 24 hours of audio. "We think it's really, really beautiful."

Apple also announced it will be selling ring tones for the iPhone for 99 cents, plus the 99-cent cost of the song. Ring tones from more than 500,000 songs available on iTunes will go on sale next week.

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Apple slashes 8GB iPhone price by $200

Those 4GB iPhones just became collector’s items. Apple dropped the 4GB version of its mobile phone and slashed the price on the 8GB model to $399—$200 less than its introductory price.

Apple hopes that the price cut will spur sales of the mobile device it introduced in June. “We want to put iPhones in a lot of stockings this holiday season,” Apple CEO Steve Jobs said at a press event in San Francisco Wednesday.

iPhone sales have been closely watched since Apple released its mobile phone to much fanfare on June 29. Back in July, Apple’s stocked slumped badly after AT&T announced iPhone activation figures that failed to meet analyst expectations.

Apple reported that it sold 270,000 iPhones during its fiscal third quarter and told analysts in July that it expected to sell 1 million phones by the end of September. Jobs said Wednesday that the company is on track to meet that goal.

“We want to make iPhone even more affordable for even more people this holiday season,” he said.

The 4GB iPhone may be leaving Apple’s product line, but the remaining stock has undergone a price cut of its own. At press time, the Apple Store was selling 4GB models for $299—a $200 drop from their introductory price.

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news analysis Apple's decision to slash the price of the iPhone was heartening, confusing and troubling to the company's many followers Wednesday.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs announced Wednesday at San Francisco's Moscone Center that the 8GB iPhone now costs $399, a $200 discount off the initial launch price for Apple's first mobile phone, released just 10 weeks ago. The news of a 33 percent drop in the iPhone's price was sandwiched between the unveiling of the new iPod Touch and a performance by British singer KT Tunstall, almost a throwaway piece of the keynote speech on a day that saw Apple unveil new iPods in every category it occupies.

"We want to get even more aggressive than this," Jobs said, as he displayed the wide range of iPods that will be available this holiday season. The iPhone price cut certainly was aggressive, and could perhaps convince some who were sitting on the sidelines to jump on board with Apple. However, it does raise the question of whether Apple needed to stimulate demand for perhaps the most hyped gadget in history by reducing the price so drastically so soon after its release.

In fairness, iPhone demand seems relatively strong. On Wednesday, Jobs renewed Apple's pledge that it will have sold 1 million iPhones by the time the current fiscal quarter ends later this month, and also noted that the customer satisfaction reports Apple has seen rated the iPhone higher than any product Apple has ever shipped. And the iPhone was the best-selling handset among smart phones and feature phones sold to U.S. consumers in July, the first full month it was on sale, according to iSuppli.


But iSuppli estimated that only 220,000 iPhones were sold during the entire month of July. Apple reported selling 270,000 iPhones in just the first 30 hours the device was on sale in June.

Of course, there's always going to be an initial drop-off in sales of a product with as much prelaunch buzz as the iPhone, but a price cut that steep coming so soon after the first iPhone hit the streets is making some analysts raise their eyebrows.

Apple did not immediately respond to a request for comment on why the company chose to make the pricing move, but Jobs put a holiday spin in the price cut.

"We want to make iPhone even more affordable for even more people this holiday season...We want to put iPhones in a lot of stockings this holiday season," Jobs said.

Roger Kay, president of Endpoint Technologies Associates, wasn't so sure Apple's primary goal was to make the holiday shopping experience a little lighter on the wallet.

"It is a very interesting sign. My first suspicion is that they aren't getting the volume," Kay said.

One source of confusion surrounding the iPhone and its sales could lie in how the numbers are calculated. Apple can count iPhones shipped to AT&T stores as sales, even before they have made their way into consumers' hands. Estimates vary depending on what point in the process the tally is made. Earlier this summer, AT&T revealed that it activated far fewer iPhones than were sold by Apple, and one of the reasons given for that gap was that a large number of iPhones may have been in transit as the quarter closed on the night of June 30.

iSuppli obtained its estimates by surveying 2 million U.S. customers and asking them whether they bought an iPhone. The market research firm actually thinks Apple is going to sell 4.5 million iPhones this year, a far greater figure than other estimates indicate.

Piper Jaffray's Gene Munster issued a research note on Tuesday, before the news of the price cut, estimating that Apple is on pace to sell about 800,000 iPhones during the quarter. Piper Jaffray reached its estimates by counting sales in Apple stores around the country and cross-referencing its data with data from PJC Wireless, which watched iPhone sales at AT&T stores.

After the news of the price cut, Munster said Apple is trying to accelerate demand among mainstream consumers who couldn’t afford a $599 iPhone, and who will now snap up the device in greater numbers.

"Before the price cut, we had expected the iPhone to be mainstream by the end of (Apple's 2009 fiscal year, which will end in September of 2009); we now anticipate a steeper adoption curve earlier. The bottom line: Apple is investing iPhone profit dollars over the next few quarters in order to be a legitimate player in the phone market," Munster wrote Wednesday after Apple's announcements.

The price cut will come at a cost to Apple's overall profits. Piper Jaffray now estimates that Apple's gross margins could fall to as much as 27 percent in a worst case scenario, four percentage points off their current estimate for this current fiscal year. That might have been what Apple investors were worried about as they bailed out of the stock Wednesday following the announcement. Apple's stock started going down at around 10 a.m. PDT in the classic "sell on the news" strategy, but fell precipitously after news of the iPhone price cut surfaced, to close down 5 percent. Still, the stock was worth more at the end of Wednesday than it was last Wednesday.

It could also come at a cost to Apple's reputation among its most dedicated fans, who were dismayed to learn they paid $200 more for their iPhones not too long ago than someone who entered an Apple store today.

C'est la vie, said Stephen Baker of the NPD Group. "If you didn't think it was going to drop in price, you were dreaming," he said. Under Apple's returns policy, iPhone customers who made their purchases within the last 10 days can get $200 back, so long as they contact Apple within 14 business days of when their iPhone first shipped.

It's not at all clear from looking at the estimates of iPhone shipments whether the price cuts were needed to stimulate demand. Piper Jaffray's checks of Apple stores estimated that Apple sold several more iPhones per store in August during the height of the back-to-school selling season than it did in July.

But it's likely that the price cuts will stimulate demand, regardless of whether Apple was motivated by the need to jumpstart sales or the desire to reach out beyond its core group of early adopters
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Would you pay $499 for Apple's new iPhone? Apple is betting you will, but if not the computer maker has plenty of room to make you a deal. In fact, iSuppli, a market research firm, predicts Apple will quickly cut iPhone's price.

The reason is simple. According to iSuppli, Apple will take advantage of the "must-have" buzz surrounding its new gadget to try and get at least $499 for it, but would have a 50 percent gross profit margin at that price. Price cuts, they say, are inevitable.

"iSuppli estimates the 4Gbyte version of the Apple iPhone will carry a $229.85 hardware and manufacturing cost and a $245.83 total expense, yielding a 50.7 percent margin on each unit sold at the $499 retail price," said Andrew Rassweiler, teardown services manager and senior analyst for iSuppli.

"Meanwhile, the 8GByte Apple iPhone will sport a $264.85 hardware cost and a $280.83 total expense, amounting to a 53.1 percent margin at the $599 retail price."

For Apple, such a strong hardware profit is par for the course, with the company having achieved margins of 45 percent and more in products including the iMac and iPod nano, according to iSuppli. However, because Apple is facing extensive competition in the music-phone market, the company may need to cut into its margins to reduce pricing in the future.

"With a 50 percent gross margin, Apple is setting itself up for aggressive price declines going forward," said Jagdish Rebello, PhD, director and principal analyst with iSuppli.

Apple faces a bevy of competitors in music phones, with 835 models expected to be introduced by various competitors in 2007. iSuppli estimates that 14 music-enabled mobile phones with features that compete closely with the Apple iPhone already are shipping from manufacturers including Nokia, Motorola Inc., Samsung Electronics Co. Ltd. and LG.

Shipments of music-enabled mobile phones will rise to 618.1 million units in 2007, up 39.9 percent from 441.7 million units in 2006, iSuppli predicts. By 2010, the company estimates that shipments of such phones will increase to 1 billion units.


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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Greetings Card Scams

GREETING CARD SCAMS

The FBI continue to receive reports of Internet fraud related to electronic greeting cards containing malware (malicious software). The cards, which are also referred to as e-cards or postcards, are being sent via spam.

Like many other Internet fraud schemes, the perpetrators claim the card is from a family member or friend. Although there have been variations in the spam message and attached malware, generally the spam directs the recipient to click the link provided in the e-mail to view their e-card. Upon clicking the link, the recipient is unknowingly taken to a malicious web page.

Beware of unsolicited e-mails. It is recommended not to open e-mails from unknown senders because they often contain viruses or other malicious software.

If you have received an e-mail similar to this, please file a complaint at www.ic3.gov.

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