Thursday, December 27, 2007
Write A Song And Hear It Sung For You
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Best Commercial and Parody Commercial
Unilever's Dove ad flies home with top prize
Parody Of Dove Commercial
A product-less commercial questioning perceptions of beauty that started as a viral video on the Internet won the top trophy at the advertising industry's version of the Oscars on Saturday night.
The Evolution ad landed a Grand Prix best commercial award ahead of a Coca-Cola videogame and Pfizer Viagra commercial, which both picked up Gold Lion trophies at the industry's biggest annual awards ceremony.
The short digital film was created to encourage girls to participate in Dove-sponsored "real beauty" workshops in conjunction with the brand's self-esteem fund.
However, once on the Internet it generated million of hits within a matter of weeks and became a talking point among media commentators and social commentary television shows. Hence, we have the parody of this commercial
I may not agree with the end tag line...but do applaude them for doing an excellent remake of the commercial....that is what free speech is all about
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Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Nude Celebrity Photos I Hope to Never See Naked
Nude Celebrity Photos I Hope to Never See Naked
But there's a breaking point. A time when someone has to stand up and say, enough! Most of the following haven't crossed the line, yet. But who knows what someone might do for a little publicity? For the sake of all involved, please, those of you listed below, keep your clothes on!
Dr. Phil McGraw - Dr. Phil's a levelheaded, affable guy. I don't think we have any worries here. But just in case, if you have any private photos around, Phil, keep them private. Please.
Rosie O'Donnell - In the 1994 Flintstone's Movie, Rosie donned a skimpy Betty Rubble dress. Shortly after the movie was released, there was a poll published somewhere in which men said they would prefer to date Betty Rubble over Wilma Flintstone. Rosie as Betty? Passable. But no more, Rosie, please. (Or in this case, no less.)
Donald Trump - Trump looks good in an expensive suit. He's rarely seen in public wearing anything less. And let's keep it that way.
Homer and Marge Simpson - We've seen Homer in his underwear plenty of times. But for the love of Matt Groening, let's hope it ends there. And Marge, please stay as sweet, and as clothed, as you already are.
Britney Spears (Pregnant or Not) - Welcome to the wonderful world of getting older, Britney. It's time to take a hint from some of your more distinguished colleagues and start covering up now, before it's really too late.
Senator Ted Kennedy - Ted has an allegedly wild past. Who knows who might have pulled out a camera at one of those out-of-control all-nighters? Let's hope the evidence is long gone.
Martha Stewart - Saturday Night Live did a skit many years ago featuring a topless Martha Stewart. The idea was very funny. The best comedy has a touch of truth. Trust us, Martha. Stick to pots, pans and gardens.
Bill and Hillary Clinton - Those allegedly candid 1998 "romantic dancing on the beach swimsuit photos" were more than enough for the world. Let's hope nothing else ever leaks.
Hugh Hefner - As long as he keeps that robe on, Hugh's not looking too bad for his age. But if there's any choice between looking at him or his current girlfriends, well...
Dog the Bounty Hunter - Dog's led a hard life. It's shows in his face. And that's all we need to see, thank you.
Madonna - The former boy toy is showing less and less these days. And we're liking it more and more.
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Friday, December 21, 2007
Snowball Fight!
Happy Holidays
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Sniff the Patch Campaign Targets Low Sex Drive
Sniff the Patch Campaign Targets Low Sex Drive
The Orion Group Ltd, an innovative health and wellness company focused on female sexual health, announced the launch of the 'Sniff the Patch' campaign that promises women a safe, realistic approach to dealing with the increasing incidence of low libido.
The campaign was conceived by Linda Ryan, Brand Manager for Scentuelle, a sophisticated aroma patch designed to enhance sexual response by using the sense of smell. The campaign champions a holistic approach to sexual health and emphasizes that a woman's sexual response is emotionally driven and not something that you can pull out of a medicine cabinet.
"Low libido is being targeted as the next big profit center for drug companies eying the increasing frequency of low libido in women," said Ryan. "But developing a drug that alters a woman's emotional response shows a lack of understanding of a woman's sexual health."
Ryan has been collaborating with Medaro Medical Ltd, a UK-based company founded by sexual health advocate Liz Paul. The two women became alarmed when Proctor and Gamble's Intrinsa patch was rejected by the FDA for safety concerns but received approval for sale in Europe.
"Drugs such as Intrinsa put more chemicals into the bloodstream with a promise of better sex," says Paul. "But a women's sexual response is more complicated than a romp between the sheets. We have enough hormones to manage without adding more chemicals to complicate things."
The Sniff the Patch campaign encourages a realistic approach to sex and not the sudden burst of desire as is often portrayed in magazines and television. The campaign includes a 30 Days to a Sexier You! program, special bonuses, prizes and discount pricing on the Scentuelle aroma patch, a monthly newsletter and provides an online meeting place for women interested in their sexual health.
Ryan was inspired by the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty and realized that women also need to take control of their sexuality and not be pressured into unrealistic expectations of sexual desire or that drugs will provide an instant fix for a low libido.
"As we grow older, our priorities change," says Ryan. "But there's still the expectation to express our sexuality as we did in our 20s. I'm a baby boomer and I still feel sexual but I want that expression to be age appropriate."
Complaints of low libido are on the rise due in part to the millions of baby boomer women entering their menopause years. Most sex therapists agree that low libido in women is often emotionally based and caused by relationship issues, lifestyle, stress and just plain tiredness. Seldom do they recommend drugs as the solution for low libido.
"I think women are fed up with being told what's best for the health of their bodies and how often we should perform, especially when it comes from men. Sniff the Patch and Scentuelle were developed from a woman's state of mind. They work naturally with her sensibilities. That's a powerful message for women."
Scentuelle is available by clicking here. Sign up with the Sniff the Patch campaign
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Liberator Wedge - A playground of possibilities
Liberator Wedge - A playground of possibilities
Don't just do it
Get inspired. Get the control, get the access, get the angles. Get the ideas. Improvise. With so many positions, you can't not play it. With so much time, you can't not take it. With so much LoveArt, you can't not make it.
Know. Grow. Flow.
State of the art
Not only will our custom engineered Microfiber covers play symphonies on your skin, we built an expansive idea into every detail of their creation. An idea that allows them to work together. In multiple ways. Make the old new. Make the new evolve. Take the journey. never end.
LIBERATOR® BEDROOM ADVENTURE GEAR.
It's not rocket science. We are not an adult novelty concern. We are a community that grows around a company that employs a hundred plus people in Atlanta, Georgia. Our products are entirely American made and are exported regularly to over 30 countries that span the planet. Yes, it's a pillow. But it's a purpose driven pillow that we are convinced will free couples form the captivity of sex lives that lack imagination. Hence the name. Simply put, we're not in the sex business. We're in love.
WR24 W24" X L34" X H12" - Most Lovers
WRS24 W24" X L32" X H10" - Shorter Lovers
WRT24 W24" X L36" X H14" - Taller Lovers
WRTX24 W24" X L38" X H16" - Extra Tall Lovers
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WRS30 W30" X L32" X H10" - Shorter Lovers
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Libertator Wedge Testimonials
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WOW! COMFORTABLE!
-- Anonymous on August 7, 2007
This is the best thing. I could go with out the explicit book because you dont need it to figure out how to use it.
-- Anonymous on June 11, 2007
My life partner, Henrietta and I love this wedge.... In fact, we love it so much that sometimes we don't even need the other one to enjoy ourselves while on the wedge. It's so incredible, and the symphonies on my skin are so intense that we once had to leave town for 2 weeks to let our bodies recuperate. You will not regret this purchase. This is a MUST.
-- Anonymous on February 17, 2007
Absolutely amazing! My wife and I have been married 28 years and this combo is worth every penny...plus. Just seems to open up everything to allow much deeper intimate contact in any position. This is an oral lovers' delight. Very satisfied with this product. Thank you.
-- Anonymous on February 17, 2007
I never thought my husband and I were the type to use 'sex furniture', but this wedge/ramp has become a real favorite with us. Whether I'm facing him or facing away, this facilitates better leverage for vigorous, deep thrusting. It gives my husband better control over the depth of his penetration. I enjoy much deeper penetration now because of the way I'm positioned. The differing heights of the two wedges, either alone or in combination, offer a variety of angles - and sensations - for each of us. It wasn't long after we started using this that I was able to achieve orgasm with penile thrusting alone. I guess finally my G spot and clitoris were being stimulated at the right angle. My husband and I are having more frequent, more satisfying sex than we did as newlyweds. It has rejuvenated the physical component of our marriage. I definitely recommend this product to others.
-- Anonymous on October 12, 2006
My husband and I have been married for nine years and a couple of years back I bought these. We used them once and then put them away. We recently got them back out and these things are wonderful. They are so soft and velvety and feel great against bare skin. They are very cushiony also. Comes with a little booklet on the different positions to try with them or create your own. I am definitely glad we got these back out!!!!
-- Anonymous on August 20, 2006
From behind its great for deep penetration either vaginally or anally. Lying on my back with my hips at the high portion allows deep, to the cervix penetration. Highly recommend to anyone for any position, any style of sex. If you want to experience the most INTENSE ORGASMS ever, buy this item.
-- Anonymous on August 7, 2006
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The Liberator Shapes new way of making love
The Liberator Shapes new way of making love
Sexual intimacy is not limited to one position! Couples need to explore different positions in order to facilitate pain-free penetration.
For example, placing a pillow under the woman's buttocks if she is on her back can help. Trying intercourse from a side-lying position, and, if necessary, placing a pillow between the woman's knees can further comfort and increase pelvic opening. Understanding the direction of the vaginal canal will help a woman physically guide the penetration and help her communicate to her partner what feels good. One more note about positions; having sex in the same position all the time will lead to boredom. Make sex fun and exciting by trying new positions.
Can Liberator affect our chances of becoming pregnant
Depends. If you don't want to get pregnant, simply do what you always do-use reliable protection. That way, you can enjoy angled sex baby-free (not to mention disease-safe).
However, if you're in a monogamous relationship and are looking to start a family, the angles afforded by the Ramp and Wedge can help guide his swimmers to their destination. Toss out the condoms, jump on your Liberator and go to baby-making town! Here's what the experts say about angled sex:
"The best position for pregnancy-inducing intercourse may be with the woman on her back, with hips supported and elevated by a pillow."
-Robert Hatcher, M.D.; James Trussel, Ph.D.; Felicia Stewart, M.D., "Factors Affecting Reproductive Performance"
"The so-called missionary sexual position reduces the risk of sperm leakingyou might want to tip your hips back, slip a pillow or two under your hips."
-Winifred Conkling, "Getting Pregnant Naturally"
"Women who want to conceive are advised to stay in bed with their hips elevated by a pillow for 15 minutes after intercourse."
-Albert Deckir, M.D. & Suzanne Loebl, "Why Can't We Have a Baby"
What do sexologists and experts say about using pillows to enhance sex
"Grab a pillow. This will lift the pelvis and change the angle of penetration. Experiment with sizes and stuffings (down pillows are great for sleeping, not for sex!)."
-Redbook.com May 2000
"For many women, lying in the missionary position with a few pillows under their butts provides the perfect pelvic tilt."
-Cosmopolitan, July 1999
"When it comes to thrusting, the angle is everythinganything that tips her pelvis back makes that hot-spot contact more likely."
-Men's Health, December 1999
"By tipping your pelvis upward youposition yourself at a better angle for easier, quicker orgasms."
-Cosmopolitan, December 1999
"If you don't find the missionary position satisfying, you may need to fine-tune it. One or two hard pillows under your hipscan make all the difference."
-Redbook.com
"A woman may find it helpful if a pillow is placed beneath her buttocks to tilt her pelvis. This will give her more freedom of hip movement and take the strain away from her lower back."
-Nitya Lacroix, "The Complete Guide to Sex & Loving"
"If you use a pillow, your vagina becomes elevated and entry is easier. If you use two pillows, entry will not only be easy, it will be different. You would be amazed at the variations three inches up or down can create."
-Marvin Grosswirth, "Guide to Sex for Large Couples"
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Thursday, December 20, 2007
Space Shuttle Launch Videos
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Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers
Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers
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Thursday, December 13, 2007
Putty Face. Change The Shape Of Your Face. Take A Picture And Manipulate The Face
Putty Face. Change The Shape Of Your Face. Take A Picture And Manipulate The Face
The game belwo is FREE and is so cool. Just upload a photo and then change the face shape.
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Monday, December 10, 2007
UFO's. The National UFO Reporting Center
UFO's. The National UFO Reporting Center
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The National UFO Reporting Center has been investigating accounts of unexplained aerial phenomena since 1974. Online since the earliest days of the Web, the group's site was among the first to be added to the Yahoo! Directory, back in 1995.
Today, the webpage brims over with an impressive amount of information, including the latest sightings, historical accounts, case briefs, and a run-down of some of the most notable cases in the history of unknown objects spotted overhead.
We asked Peter Davenport, the center's director, a few questions about the effect the last decade has had on UFO reporting and UFOs in general.
How has the Web changed UFO reporting?
Generally, the Web has vastly improved UFO reporting. When NUFORC was first founded in 1974, the only effective means of receiving and disseminating data were 1) the telephone, and 2) the postal system. With the Internet, we can handle vastly more detailed information than a telephone conversation permits, and do it more quickly. It has, however, vastly increased the amount of data he/she has to handle.
On the negative side, the Web, as well as cell phones, may have lowered the quality of reports, and increased the number of hoaxes. Witnesses used to prepare formal written statements, but with the advent of the Web, the reports are written more hastily.
How much value do you ascribe to documentary visual evidence today?
Although NUFORC typically receives dozens of photos per week of objects that people can't identify, very few—maybe one of a thousand—are of genuine UFOs. Generally, the photos sent to us show tiny, blurry objects that no amount of photo analysis could positively identify. Most likely, these objects are birds, insects, droplets of moisture, spider webs, celestial bodies, balloons, plane landing lights, missile launches, the International Space Station, etc.
In fact, I find it's unbelievable the photos people send us that clearly have nothing to do with genuine UFO activity. One of the reports we often get, for example, is that of the oscillating four-beam advertising lights that rotate, come together, and then appear to fly apart. Many people have reported these to NUFORC, believing they are viewing four UFOs flying in circles of varying diameter.
Did you investigate the O'Hare incident last year?
NUFORC was the first UFO organization to receive reports of that dramatic sighting of November 7, 2006, and was the first organization to release preliminary details about it.
Because of the number and quality of the witnesses who observed the spinning disc above Gate C-17, below solid overcast, I suspected from the outset it was a good case. For example, I knew that photos had been taken of the object, and I knew that dozens of airline and aviation personnel had observed the craft. Moreover, I had reason to believe that hard copy communications had been generated about the event, even though personnel who had been witness to those documents later claimed they were not even aware of the event. I had limited success in obtaining "hard" evidence, but what I did receive from witnesses leaves no doubt that airline personnel knew about the incident.
On November 14, I discussed the case on the Jeff Rense Radio Program. Two nights later, I made a brief appearance on Coast-to-Coast with George Noory, which induced another crucial witness to to come forward. In January 2007, this witness made an appearance, incognito, on CNN, describing his sighting of the disc from the cockpit of a taxiing Boeing 777.
In my opinion, the O'Hare incident is the most dramatic UFO case of the last couple of years, and one of the most well-documented ever. There are still witnesses to the event whom I wish would submit written reports to us, to supplement what we already have.
In your opinion, what is the one UFO event in which the evidence points to something that cannot be explained by our current scientific understanding?
No question, here: The "Phoenix Lights" case of March 13, 1997. That's perhaps the most dramatic non-landing case in fifty years of UFO research, and the number of witnesses is staggering. I suspect the citizens of Nevada, Arizona, and New Mexico who witnessed the objects loitering over Phoenix and surrounding communities may number in the tens or even hundreds of thousands.
Moreover, good video was captured of at least one of the objects, and at least four USAF fighter aircraft are reported to have been launched out of Luke AFB in pursuit. I have what I consider to be very good information about the events of that night on Luke AFB from one of the AF personnel who were involved in the first launch of aircraft.
Is there one well-known event that has gained general acceptance but that you believe to be a hoax?
Hoax attempts are so common, it's difficult to focus on any one. Moreover, I think some reports begin as sincere and then become "contaminated" with follow-up information. Possibly, some of the follow-up information might be an attempt to discredit the original report. The flares launched over Gila Bend, Arizona firing range, some 15-20 minutes after the authentic UFO-related events in Phoenix may be an example of this.
Any trends in UFO reports you've noticed lately?
People are always looking for trends in UFO reports. I don't see any, and I don't believe the data that even the most serious-minded ufologists collect warrants detailed statistical analysis. I'm amused by those who post maps, conjecture on "hot spots," etc. If patterns exist, I certainly don't see them in the data.
What effect has maintaining this database had on your life?
Frankly, I wish I had never heard about UFO's and the National UFO Reporting Center! It has changed my life dramatically, and I'm not sure the effect has been to my benefit. I have made no money in the field and am constantly attempting just to meet the expenses of running the center. The job of Director has given me some interesting insight into what the average citizen believes about UFOs. I suspect that upwards of 90 percent of what Americans read in the media is dead wrong, despite attempts by a relatively small group of dedicated investigators to bring the truth about this fascinating phenomenon to the American people.
I believe that the U. S. government is concealing what it knows about the UFO phenomenon, and the U. S. press is ignoring the most important scientific question that has ever confronted mankind: Are we alone in our galaxy or not? To me, it's clear that our planet is visited on a regular basis.
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List Of Unusual Deaths, Wikipedia's List of Unusual Deaths
List Of Unusual Deaths, Wikipedia's List of Unusual
In 458 B.C., an eagle clutching a tortoise mistook "a bald head for a stone" and dropped its catch on the shiny cranium—which, unfortunately, topped the body of the Greek playwright Aeschylus. Thus did the great bird bring to a close the life of the legendary philosopher-scribe. But what an ending! This tale and others like it may, just may, "be apocryphal." But that doesn't diminish the enjoyment to be found in reading through Wikipedia's list of outlandish historical deaths (or the rumors thereof). From burial by book to drowning by wine, the famous fatalities recounted here are sure to amaze you. We all know Isadora Duncan departed this life thanks to her overreaching scarf, but how many culturally literate folk know of Frank Hayes, the jockey who suffered a heart attack, but still won the race? Or that Henry I loved lampreys that much? Read, enjoy, and keep an eye out for large birds of prey toting reptiles and winging overhead.
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Friday, December 7, 2007
Deck The Halls Sung By President Bush
Deck The Halls Sung By President Bush>
President Bush sings Deck The Halls Video
Deck The Halls Funny Jokes at JibJab
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Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Fukitol. New Fukitol Drugs For Women
Fukitol. New Drugs For Women
Fukitol
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!
ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. �
MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. '
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat
ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. �
NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.
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Best Car Crash Video. Car Crash Videos
Best Car Crash Video. Car Crash Videos
Some call this the best crash scene in movie history. The crashes involved are so over the top that it's somewhat comical. Everyone dies in a horrible way
Cool compilation of car crashes made for TV and movies
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Turn Yourself Into Santa Claus with SantaSnaps
Turn Yourself Into Santa Claus with SantaSnaps
SantaSnaps is pretty much like Photobooth, except it doesn’t have near as many features as Photobooth, and it has a holiday twist.
You can take a photo of yourself, someone you love, or someone you hate for that matter, and deck their halls with enough Christmas cheer to make you feel wonderful.
SantaSnaps is a Cocoa Duel project by John Casasanta (Which I believe means “Santa House” in Spanish) and is a fun family time waster.
Just think - when Uncle Carl has one glass of Egg Nog too many, and passes out in your Dad’s recliner, you can take a couple of snapshots, then turn him into an Unconscious Alcoholic Elf.
Holiday Merriment at it’s best! Click here to turn yourself into Santa Claus
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Monday, December 3, 2007
Turn yourself into a Simpson. Turn yourself into a Simpson Cartoon Character
Turn yourself into a Simpson Cartoon Character
Have you ever wondered what you'd look like 'Simpsonised"? Well wonder no more - you can now turn yourself into a Simpson! Go to http://www.simpsonsmovie.com/intl/au/?cid=au, register with a username and password and you can create your own (or someone elses!) Simpsons avatar (tip - make sure you turn your pop-up blocker off once on the site or it wont work). You can then export this as a jpeg to send to friends, use on your preferred social networking site or to taunt your friends with. WARNING - this is highly addictive
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