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I already know why you are here, and it is by no accident that you are. For years I had struggled with my own personal battles with my health. I did everything the "experts" wanted me to do but sadly, I was not getting better. It just wasn't working.

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Kama Sutra. The 10 Minute Quick Fuck

Kama Sutra. The 10 Minute Quick Fuck

There is a time and place for almost everything we do in life, and often there is the long version and the short version. You normally sleep a full night, but you might also take short naps. You usually sit down to a full meal, but you might also stop at the corner burrito shop for lunch on the run. Arguments might be made to the pros and cons in either of these examples, but in the case of sex, the "quickie" often gets the bad rap.

For women, the common feeling is that the quickie means the man gets some sex. Women usually take longer to even warm up to sex. It's a double-edged sword for her - she may want it but she won't likely get much out of it except frustration. This isn't the case with the "Tantric Quickie."

The concept of a quickie implies that there is a long version, as so there is. Tantric sexuality is often a deep, intimately extended experience that can produce waves of hot, sensual sex woven with slow, focused merging. As a couple gets more involved in the practices of breath, focus, and sustaining the high states of arousal an interesting thing happens - they both get much quicker at achieving the high states of arousal.

So the practice becomes setting aside the time for long lovemaking sessions and short, sweet ones, too. Ten minutes will do for the quickies. The suggestion is once or twice a day, and regular, like going to the gym. Put it in your schedule!

Here are some possible quickies scenarios. Each of these is ten minutes only:

Each morning, before the two of you get up, make love. Spend just a couple of the minutes getting each other stimulated and then go right to intercourse. Use a position that has you facing each other, eyes open. Neither of you will have an orgasm at first, and the man should never ejaculate. Orgasm is not the point. Connecting is the point.

Another morning option is to lie facing each other and eye gaze for the ten minutes. After five minutes of soft, slow breathing, pick up the pace of the breath. Together, do ten rapid breathes and then follow this set with one slow, deep breath. Repeat the fast pattern three times. This is a "charging breath" and will really get you up and enthusiastically ready for the day.

Every night, except those where you have designed a long, delicious encounter, and even if you are very tired, spend ten minutes doing either of the above. Preferably this will be lovemaking. Keep it to ten minutes and men, don't ejaculate. In the case of the breathing, reverse the order from fast to slow breaths.

Try a little risky behavior. Have sex somewhere you might not usually have it. Have a quickie in the bathroom, kitchen, or in the car at night. Keep it safe, but with a slight edge. Maybe the backyard would be a good choice, or the bathroom of your favorite restaurant (five minutes!).
Arrive somewhere ten minutes early. Stay in the car and stimulate each other for ten minutes only. Don't be late.

Surprise each other with ten minutes of oral sex. This can be for one of you this time. Gift your partner, but keep it to ten minutes and don't ejaculate, men.

The point of a "Quickie" is to:

Heighten your sexual energy
Get practice at being "ready" almost immediately (especially for women)
Train men to last longer and feel their sexual energy without expending it
Fuel a heightened sexual tension between the two of you
Quickly increase the level of intimacy between the two of you.
Help raise testosterone levels in women and men who are getting a little older

You will both get better at this very fast. You will find it highly erotic and very useful for your general energy levels throughout the day. It's better than a shot of espresso coffee and you'll both find yourselves thinking of the other a lot more. These suggestions will take a few weeks for you to fully feel the results. Try it, you'll like it!

Weird Religious Practices

Weird Religious Practices

Mormom Temple Garments

In some denominations of the Latter Day Saint movement, the temple garment (or the Garment of the Holy Priesthood, or informally, the garment or garments) is a set of sacred underclothing worn by adult adherents who have taken part in a ritual ceremony known as washing and anointing ordinance, usually in a temple as part of the Endowment ceremony. Adherents consider them to be sacred and may be offended by public discussion of the garments. Anti-Mormon activists have publicly displayed or defaced temple garments to show their opposition to the LDS Church.

According to generally-accepted Mormon doctrine, the marks in the garments are sacred symbols (Buerger 2002, p. 58). One proposed element of the symbolism, according to early Mormon leaders, was a link to the “Compass and the Square”, the symbols of freemasonry (Morgan 1827, pp. 22-23), to which Joseph Smith (creator of Mormonism) had been initiated about seven weeks prior to his introduction of the Endowment ceremony.

Scientology E-Meter

An E-meter is an electronic device manufactured by the Church of Scientology at their Gold Base production facility. It is used as an aid by Dianetics and Scientology counselors and counselors-in-training in some forms of auditing, the application of the techniques of Dianetics and Scientology to another or to oneself for the express purpose of addressing spiritual issues.

E-meter sessions are conducted by church employees known as auditors. Scientology materials traditionally refer to the subject as the “preclear,” although auditors continue to use the meter well beyond the clear level. The preclear holds a pair of cylindrical electrodes (”cans”) connected to the meter while the auditor asks the preclear a series of questions and notes both the verbal response and the activity of the meter. Auditor training describes many types of needle movements, with each having their own special significance.

A 1971 ruling of the United States District Court, District of Columbia (333 F. Supp. 357), specifically stated, “The E-meter has no proven usefulness in the diagnosis, treatment or prevention of any disease, nor is it medically or scientifically capable of improving any bodily function.”

Exorcism

Exorcism is the practice of evicting demons or other evil spiritual entities from a person or place which they are believed to have possessed (taken control of). The practice is quite ancient and still part of the belief system of many religions, though it is seen mostly in the Roman Catholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches.

Solemn exorcisms, according to the Canon law of the church, can only be exercised by an ordained priest (or higher prelate), with the express permission of the local bishop, and only after a careful medical examination to exclude the possibility of mental illness. The Catholic Encyclopaedia (1908) enjoined: “Superstition ought not to be confounded with religion, however much their history may be interwoven, nor magic, however white it may be, with a legitimate religious rite”.

Jewish Kaparot

Kaparot is a traditional Jewish religious ritual that takes place around the time of the High Holidays. Classically, it is performed by grasping a live chicken by the sholder blades and moving around one’s head three times, symbolically transferring one’s sins to the chicken. The chicken is then slaughtered and donated to the poor, preferably eaten at the pre-Yom Kippur feast. In modern times, Kapparos is performed in the traditional form mostly in Haredi communities. The ritual is preceded by the reading of Psalms 107:17-20 and Job 33:23-24.

On the eve of Yom Kippur 2005, more than 200 caged chickens were abandoned in rainy weather as part of a Kaparot operation in Brooklyn, NY; some of these starving and dehydrated chickens were subsequently rescued by the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. Jacob Kalish, an Orthodox Jew from Williamsburg, was charged with animal cruelty for the drowning deaths of 35 of these chickens. In response to such reports of the mistreatment of chickens, animal rights organizations have begun to picket public observances of kaparot, particularly in Israel.

Shamanism

Shamanism refers to a range of traditional beliefs and practices concerned with communication with the spirit world. There are many variations in shamanism throughout the world, though there are some beliefs that are shared by all forms of shamanism. Its practitioners claim the ability to diagnose and cure human suffering and, in some societies, the ability to cause suffering. This is believed to be accomplished by traversing the axis mundi and forming a special relationship with, or gaining control over, spirits.

Shamans have been credited with the ability to control the weather, divination, the interpretation of dreams, astral projection, and traveling to upper and lower worlds. Shamans were used in Tibetan Buddhism as a form of divination by which the Dalai Lama was given prophesies of the future and advice.

Real Details of Getting Rich with The Secret Affiliate Program

Real Details of Getting Rich with The Secret Affiliate Program

The Secret Science of Getting Rich Seminar is a comprehensive training program based on the original classic "The Science of Getting Rich" written by Wallace D. Wattles in 1910. What is the Science of Getting Rich about? Well in the words of Wallace D. Wattles, "The ownership of money and property comes as a result of doing things in a certain way. Those who do things in this certain way, whether on purpose or accidentally, get rich. Those who do not do things in this certain way, no matter how hard they work or how able they are, remain poor. It is a natural law that like causes always produce like effects. Therefore, any man or woman who learns to do things in this certain way will infallibly get rich." The Secret Science of Getting Rich Seminar is all about teaching how to do things in this "certain" way to create wealth.

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Contents

The Secret SGR Seminar package contains The Secret Science of Getting Rich Seminar manuscript with line-by-line explanation by Bob Proctor himself which means that anyone can master and internalize the wisdom of the ORGINAL text without exception. A digital MP3 player pre-loaded with 15-hours of content which means you will be totally immersed in the program immediately and constantly to ensure you affect the Law of Attraction to bring you wealth everyday! Immerse yourself anytime and anywhere! Listen anytime while in a bus, on a train, waiting in line, during lunch breaks or by the pool. A full set of CDs to play in the car, which means you will get easy and immediate access to all your materials no matter where you are! A $500 Seminar Voucher to attend the live seminars worldwide to continue learning in a live seminar environment! All this content comes packaged in a leather briefcase specially designed for the program. Finally, a very generous 2-tier affiliate system - an actual vehicle for you to build your wealth by sharing the program with others.

Pricing

The Secret SGR Program is priced at $1,995. Although the program is not cheap, it certainly represents great value.

Affiliate SGR Program

To participate, you do not need to purchase the Secret SGR Seminar online. You can join for FREE. As an affiliate, for each referral you make, you will be paid $500! Yes, you heard right... $500! Now the most amazing part is that it is a two-tier system. When your affiliate makes referrals, you will also earn an ADDITIONAL $250 for each referral!

This simple affiliate program is illustrated below:

You Spend: $1,995. Tier-1 sales are: A = $500 and B = $500. Tier-2 sales are: A1 = $250, A2 = $250, B1 = $250, and B2 = $250. The total Income is $2,000

We will now examine a few scenarios to appreciate how much money can be made from this program:

Scenario 1 (poor)

In this scenario, we assume that a person can only sell 1 unit of the program every 3 months. We also assume that each of the affiliates only sells 1 unit a year. As you can see, these are very bleak and pessimistic scenarios.

Even so, as you can see, this affiliate will still make a net profit of $1,005 after taking into account of the $1,995 he paid for the program to become an affiliate. This represents a 50% return on investment! Not bad for a "pessimistic" scenario.

Sales Forecast By Total Units Sold Over 12 Months: The Initial Outlay is $1,995. The Tier-1 Affiliate Sales are $500 X 4 = $2,000. The Tier-2 Affiliate Sales are $250 X 4 = $1,000. The Total Income is $3,000. The Net Profit (50.37%) is $1,005.

Scenario 2 (average)

In this scenario, we assume that a person can only sell 1 unit of the program every month. We also assume that each of the tier-2 delivers the same result of selling 1 unit per month. This is considered and "average" outcome which is very realistic and achievable.

As you can see from the calculations below, this affiliate will end up making a net profit of $40,005 after taking into account of the $1,995 he paid for the program to become an affiliate. This represents a 2,005% return on investment!

Sales Forecast By Total Units Sold Over 12 Months: The Initial Outlay is $1,995. The Tier-1 Affiliate Sales are $500 X 12 = $ 6,000. The Tier-2 Affiliate Sales are $250 X 144 = $36,000. The Total Income is $42,000. The Net Profit (2005%) is $40,005.

Scenario 3 (good)

In this final scenario, we assume that a person can only sell 10 units of the program every month. We also assume that each of the tier-2 delivers half the result which is selling 5 units each month. This is considered a "good" outcome which is very realistic and achievable with concerted effort on the part of the affiliate.

As you can see from the calculations below, this affiliate will end up making a net profit of $1,858,005 after taking into account of the $1,995 he paid for the program to become an affiliate. This represents an amazing 93,133% return on investment!

Sales Forecast By Total Units Sold Over 12 Months: The Initial Outlay is $1,995. The Tier-1 Affiliate Sales are $500 X 120 = $60,000. The Tier-2 Affiliate Sales are $250 X 7,200 = $1,800,000. The Total Income is $1,860,000. The Net Profit (50.37%) is $1,858,005.

Conclusion

No matter how you look at the financial numbers, it is very clear that this program is an excellent vehicle for creating substantial financial returns for each affiliate who invests in the program. The question is, how will you take advantage of this program to create the level of returns you want?

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Carole Burns 1991 Film Clip

Carole Burns 1991 Film Clip

Below is a youtube clip that my cousin made way back in 1991 at what I gather was his home...or someplace my mom was visiting. She is the pretty lady waving hello. He placed it on YouTube...it is nothing special, nothing funny, no amazing tricks...just a family gathering. But....my mom is in it for a few brief seconds. She died some six years ago when she was in her late 60's (seems like yesterday) and it is just so weird to see her 'alive' in a short family clip like this. So, I thought I would place it on my blog as a remeberance of days gone by...and much too fast.



Miss ya mom:-)

121 Stupid Sex Laws. Unusual Sex Laws

Stupid Sex Laws. Unusual Sex Laws
Stupid Sex Laws In The United States

Sex laws have been around for quiet sometime, though, lawmakers are too hesitant of removing them because of the consequences and repercussions they may face from conservatives. While most of these laws are not strictly enforced, you should know when and where to cover your parts.

1. It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in New Mexico.


2. In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street for Fort Qu'Appelle with their shoes untied.


3. In Canada, It is illegal to leave your horse in front of the Country Squire without hitching it securely to the hitching post.


4. In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.


5. In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job- for men only- called a corset inspector.)


6. In Connecticut, You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.


7. It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor in Denver.


8. In Woodstock, NY it is illegal to walk your bear on the street without a leash.


9. In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."


10. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.


11. In California, community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.


12. In Connecticut, you are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.


13. In Florida, women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.


14. No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.


15. In Florida, a special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.


16. In New York, a fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.


17. An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer!


18. In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.


19. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit in Sarasota Florida.


20. The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.


21. Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic in Indiana.


22. In New Mexico, females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.


23. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown in Florida.


24. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state in Ohio.


25. In Florida, any form of sexual contact other than missionary position is a misdomeanor. (This is still a law. There have been several cases of people being brought up on these charges in the past 5 years alone. If the police enter a home with a warrent for some other crime and catch the 'culprits' in action, they can, and are, brought up on those charges.)


26. In fire-sensitive Chicago, it is against the law to eat in an establishment that is on fire.


27. In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife's hair.


28. In Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.


29. Women in Joliet, Illinois, can be arrested for trying on more than six dresses in one store.


30. Anyone interupting a meeting of the British Columbia Grasshopper Control Committee can be arrested.


31. In Indiana, bathing is prohibited during the winter.


32. Winnetka, Illinois theater managers can kick out any patron who has "odoriferous feet."


33. We're not sure what led to this one: In Natoma, Kansas it's against the law to practice knife throwing at men wearing striped suits.


34. It is illegal for a man to drink with a woman in an Edmonton beer parlour in Alberta.


35. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault" in Louisiana.


36. In Iowa, kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.


37. In Kentucky, by law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."


38. It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket in Kentucky.


39. An ordinance in Lawrence, Kansas, forbids anyone to carry bees in his hat while on the city streets.


40. In Louisiana, it is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.


41. In Winnipeg, it is against the law to go naked in your own home if you leave the blinds up.


42. In Nebraska, a parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.


43. In Owensboro, Kentucky, it is illegal for a woman to buy a new hat without her husband trying it on first.


44. As late as 1932, jail-breaking in Texas was not a crime if the prisoner escaped without using a gun.


45. In West Virginia, no children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."


46. In Seattle, goldfish can ride the city buses in bowls only if they keep still.


47. In Illinois, animals can be sent to jail. A monkey served five days in a Chicago jail for shoplifting. Similarly, in South Bend, Indiana, a monkey was convicted of the crime of smoking a cigarette and sentenced to pay a fine of $25 plus the cost of the trial.


48. Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.


49. In Burnaby all dogs must be under control by 10 pm or the owners will be penalized.


50. A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.


51. The Georgia town of Conyers ventures to curb speech by prohibiting utterances of the phrase "Two fried eggs and a fritter for a quarter."


52. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked in Massachusetts.


53. In Hawaii it is against the law for you to insert pennies in your ear.


54. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public in Ohio.


55. An old ordinance in Massachusetts declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.


56. Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio - a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"


57. In Massachusetts mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.


58. It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.


59. In Massachusetts taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.


60. In New Jersey it's illegal to buy ice cream after 6 pm unless you have a written note from your doctor.


61. In Calgary, it is unlawful to throw snowballs or set off firecrackers within the city, without the authorization of the mayor or City Council.


62. Georgia has a law prohibiting people from saying "Oh boy" in public.


63. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you or holding you in his arms.


64. No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.


65. It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.


66. You can't use elephants to plow cotton fields in North Carolina.


67. A by-law forbids anyone from striking the sidewalk with a metal object in Winnipeg.


68. In Los Angeles, customers in meat markets are prohibited from poking a turkey to see how tender it is.


69. Under California state law, it is illegal to peel an orange in a hotel room.


70. Connecticut has a lot of ordinances about walking: A law in Northfield forbids eating while walking along the streets. In Hartford, you aren't allowed to cross the street walking on your hands. And in Devon it's unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.


71. Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog in Oklahoma.


72. Any city in Missouri can levy a tax to support a band, as long as the mayor plays piccolo and each band member can eat peas with a knife.


73. In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!


74. In Quitman, Georgia, it is against the law for a chicken to cross any road within the city limits.


75. It's against the law to get a fish drunk in Oklahoma.


76. No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife in Pennsylvania.


77. It is illegal for women to wear false teeth without the written permission of their husbands in Vermont.


78. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property in Oklahoma.


79. In Pennsylvania a special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.


80. Under Alabama law, anyone who wears a false mustache in church and causes "unseemly laughter" is subject to arrest.


81. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing in Texas.


82. Key West, Florida, has an ordinance prohibiting turtle racing within the city limits.


83. All bicycle riders must signal with the arm before making a turn, and a bicycle rider must keep both hands on the handlebars at all times" in Edmonton.


84. It is illegal to curse in front of or indecently expose a corpse in Texas.


85. In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.


86. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown- if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)


87. A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five dollar permit in Texas.


88. It's against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas.


89. It is illegal to try and catch fish with your hands in Saskatoon.


90. You are not allowed to play a musical instrument in a park in Windsor, Ontario.


91. It is illegal for children to eat ice-cream cones on the streets on the Sabbath in Ottawa.


92. A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the Chief of Police as he is entering the town in the state of Washington.


93. In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered to by a physician.


94. An old law in Bellingham, Wash., made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.


95. In Idaho, the law states that all boxes of candy given as romantic gifts must weigh more than 50 pounds.


96. Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the US since 1916 when a man mailed a 40,000-ton brick house across Utah to avoid high freight rates.


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99. A man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap as long as it is less than 2 inches wide.


100. In Texas, it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.


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102. French Lick Springs, Indiana once passed a law requiring all black cats to wear bells on Friday the 13th.


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105. Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.


106. In Mobile, Alabama, it is illegal for pigeons to eat pebbles from composite roofs.


107. In Berkeley, California, it's against the law to whistle for your lost canary before 7 A.M.


108. In Delaware, you'll get in trouble if you try to pawn your wooden leg.


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112. You can't kill a squirrel with a gun in a courtroom in Canton, Mississippi And in Hazelhurst you'll get in trouble if you carry fish down the street. Finally, in Meridian the law forbids you to roll a safe down the street on its wheels.


113. In Quemado, New Mexico, a newspaper can be fined if it misspells a person's name in print.


114. It's against the law to walk down the street while reading in New York City. Meanwhile, in Greene, New York, it's illegal to eat peanuts and walk backward down the street while a concert is on.


115. Theater owners are forbidden to start a movie that will end after 2 am in Toronto.


116. Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week on Saturday night in Vermont.


117. You are not allowed to saw wood on the streets, or wash your automobile in Toronto.


118. In the state of Washington, all lollipops are banned.


119. You are not allowed to wear a bathing suit while "loitering, playing or indulging in a sunbath" in any park or on the beach in Victoria.


120. In Halifax, no citizen is allowed to chop wood on the sidewalk.
     

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Christopher Lee McCuin, 25, called 911 on Saturday and told an emergency dispatcher he had killed Jana Shearer, 21, and was boiling her body parts at his mother's home, said Smith County Sheriff J.B. Smith.

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Before he called 911, McCuin told his mother and her boyfriend to look in their garage, authorities said. There the couple saw the remains of Shearer. McCuin's mother and her boyfriend fled the home and flagged down a police officer. McCuin dialed authorities after they left. Watch how killing shocks quiet Texas neighborhood »

A man who answered the door Sunday night where the body was found declined to comment.

Shearer appeared to have died from blunt trauma to her head, Smith said. She may have been kidnapped Friday night, when her mother witnessed her get into McCuin's truck.

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McCuin then drove to his estranged wife's home, where he stabbed William Veasley, 42, Smith said. McCuin was still in that home when deputies arrived, but escaped in his car after a short chase, Smith said.

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McCuin wasn't seen again until Saturday morning, when he arrived at his mother's home and called her into the garage so she could "come see what he had done," Smith said.

When sheriff deputies arrived, McCuin barricaded himself in the home for a short time before coming out. After he emerged, officers entered and found Shearer's body, Sgt. Gary Middleton said.

Detectives were trying to determine where the slaying happened. They think McCuin drove to his mother's home with the dead woman in the back seat of his extended-cab pickup, Smith said.
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