Friday, May 30, 2008

Beer Can Wraps. Instantly Convert Your Beer Cans to Soda Cans

Instantly Convert Your Beer Cans to Soda Cans


BEER CAN WRAPS - Want to enjoy some suds in the park or in an area where they frown upon the consumption of beer? Don't want to pay the inflated prices for a cold beer at the beach? Well now you can enjoy your brews and nobody will be the wiser. Simply wrap these vinyl soda can simulated wraps around you can, and party on. These look like the real thing, and best of all they are reusable so you can use them over and over again. Your get 4 different labels in each package

These Beer Can Wraps are so realistic, we received a cease and desist letter!

Hide your beer with these can wraps. Click here to learn more

Fake Parking Tickets. Parking Ticket Practical Jokes

RUDE & INSULTING FAKE PARKING TICKETS
See all these fake traffic tickets here

Our fake parking tickets are truly hilarious! Slap one on the windshield of rude parkers, co-workers, neighbors or who ever and they will think they received a real parking ticket until they read the offense. These are not your typical fake parking tickets, not only will these make people run up to their car in a frantic, thinking they received a ticket, but it ads insult to injury with a funny rude twist. These are BRIGHT NEON ORANGE and measure 4 inches wide by 7.75 inches high. Printed on thick card stock, our funny parking tickets make a great practical joke! See all these fake traffic tickets here

OFFENSE LIST:
•Mentally Handicapped Driver
•Parking Like a Jack-Ass
•Driving a Hunk of Crap
•Inventing a Parking Space
•Taking Up 2 Spaces (Jerk!)
•Too Stupid to Drive a Car
•Ugly Driver Violation
•Parking While Under The Influence of Rap Music
•Parking While Being a Real Bitch
•Plus many more!

From the Front of the Ticket:
ATTENTION OFFENDER : PLEASE READ
Having received this traffic offense is evidence of your complete and total disregard for proper parking procedures. You may not appeal this case, as you are probably too dumb to understand that word. You must not appear in court, as you would probably just smell up the court house. You may not consult an attorney as you definitely can not afford one. You are a menace to society, and a real loser. I hope you eat rotten fish for dinner tonight. Failure to laugh over this is further indication of your stupidity.

PET PEEVE PARKING CARDS - (PrankPlace Exclusive) Did you ever come out of a store or restaurant to discover some jerk has parked their car, truck or SUV so close to your car-door that you need to climb in through the passenger side? Give those jerks a piece of your mind with our Pet Peeve Parking Cards. Six different cards per package each measures 4" x 6", featuring an adorable cartoon character flippin' them the bird and some even give a full moon to the parking numskulls. The back of each card says "Thanks for parking so close! next time leave a f$%king can opener so I can get my car out! Assholes like you should take the bus!" Imagine the frustration on their face when they come out to find this on on there window.


Liquid Ass Prank Spray. Watch Liquid Ass Prank Video


Liquid ASS is a highly–concentrated, butt–crack smell with hints of green poo, fart, and dead animal. Its uses are unlimited. Spray it in an elevator, car or office cubical. Just a few spray of Liquid Ass is enough clean a crowded room. Get revenge with Liquid Ass.



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Trailer Trash Talking Doll JerWayne Junior. Fun Trailer Park Trash Dolls

Trailer Trash Talking Doll JerWayne Junior


Have you sported a classic mullet haircut since the seventh grade; conservative in front and a party in the back? Do you describe high definition as that happy feeling you get after drinking two cases of beer? Is your idea of an exciting day relaxing on the couch and watching the 24-hour bass fishing marathon on TV? Can you spit across the room without opening your mouth? Do yer neighbors think that yer having a yard sale 365 days a year? Do you look forward to family gatherings as a way to meet yer new mate? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then JerWayne Junior is fer you!




Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Bill Poulos Scam. Proof That Bill Poulos Is Not Scam

Protect your Stock Investment Accounts From Scams that Will Rip You Off

Stock Market Fraud "Survivor" Checklist

Investor enthusiasm for the Internet has created tremendous financial opportunities in recent years – for stock market fraudsters! That's because they often use the Internet to lure innocent investors into their scams. But you can survive stock market fraud and avoid becoming a scam victim if you follow these steps recommended by the SEC before you invest:

Be Skeptical When you see a stock hyped on the Internet, consider it a scam until you can prove it's legitimate through your own independent research.

Consider the Source: Remember that the people touting a stock may be company insiders or paid promoters who stand to profit at your expense.

Independently Verify Claims: Don't rely solely on claims by companies or promoters about new product developments, lucrative contracts, or the company's financial health.

Beware of High Pressure Pitches: Watch out for promoters who pressure you to buy before you have an opportunity to fully research an offer.

Research the Company: Always ask for – and carefully read – the company's prospectus and current financial statements.

Confirm Registration: Check the SEC's EDGAR database or your state securities regulator to make sure the company is properly registered or legally exempt from registration.
Let's be careful not to repeat the investing mistakes of the late nineties Dot-Com boom. The extent of fraud during that era was far-reaching. For some of us the mere mention of names like Enron, Healthsouth, Worldcom, or Tyco brings back feelings of horror. Sadly, many millions lost money, and several thousands lost their life savings.

Who Is Bill Poulos and Why He Is Not Scam?

Bill Poulos has been trading the markets since 1974. He's a retired automotive executive who holds a bachelor's degree in Industrial Engineering, and a Master's degree in Business Administration, with a major in Finance.

In his over 30 years of trading experience, Bill has developed dozens of trading systems and methods. In 2001, he formed Profits Run, Inc. to impart his trading experience and wisdom to others so they could shortcut their learning curve and ultimately potentially skyrocket their earnings in the markets.

Bill now has thousands of students all around the world, from all walks of life, and at all experience levels. He prides himself on providing honest and realistic trading education, and is known for the continuous and ongoing support and follow-up he offers his students.

His partner in Profits Run is his son, Greg, who is responsible for marketing and all technical support. In addition, Bill also has a full-time operations staff to ensure his trading education is delivered and supported in a high-quality and timely manner.


Exercise With Wii Fit. Wii Fit Revie

Wii Fit changes the face of video games. Nintendo creates a video game that replaces your gym membership.

Thanks to the new Wii Fit, two very different worlds have collided. No longer are video games reserved for couch potatoes, now anyone who feels like hitting the gym can call themselves a video gamer. If you’re a gym rat, have a regular exercise routine, or looking to add a little activity to your week, the Wii Fit is, well, a perfect fit. You'll get a serious cardio workout, focus on core strengthening and do it all at a time and place that is most convenient for you.



Where gym memberships and fitness classes can cost hundreds to thousands of dollars every year, the Wii Fit is a one-time investment. The game is only about $90 and the Wii console is about $250. Figure in the added advantage of saved gym fees, gas for driving to and from and the time- you’ve got a serious bargain on your hands.

When is the last time you had your friends over to exercise? It’s a funny thought, but one that might become quite common. Dinner guests can bring a pair of sweats with them, out of town visitors don’t have to worry about guest gym passes and you can even spend quality time with your kids by working out together.

BACKGROUND

The Nintendo Wii is one of the most revolutionary gaming systems available. While up and down arrows on a remote typically let you navigate a character on screen through mazes, dragons and underwater assaults, the Wii gives you real-time interactivity with a character you create yourself. Rather than sitting back in a beanbag for hours on end, the Wii not only encourages, but nearly requires, players to get up on their feet and move. Quite the opposite of traditional video games.

The Wii Fit is the newest game players can add-on to their Wii gaming machines. Using a balance board that plugs into the Wii, users can follow along and do real exercise like Yoga, Aerobics and Squats. These exercises concentrate on strengthening your core, and thanks to a pressure-sensitive board, you can watch yourself on screen. While the board is picking up your motions, it's also recording the number of calories you burn, monitoring your BMI and recording how your strength increases. Over time, you can look back at your progress.

The Wii not only makes a great fitness experience for yourself, but it's something the entire family can get involved with. While you weren't likely to haul your kids and spouse into your yoga or aerobics class, you can invite everyone into the living room for group-participation Wii Fit.

PRO

- Encourages physical fitness
- Broad range of activities
- Easy for anyone to use
- A fun way to incorporate more exercise into your daily schedule
- Family-friendly
- Encourages socializing via the Wii Channel

CON

- Initial investment is kind of pricey, especially if you do not already own a Wii
- Only one participant at a time, unless you buy multiple boards
- Does not provide any diet or weight loss instruction

FOOD and RECIPE

The Wii Fit is solely a fitness video game and does not provide any additional weight loss guidance.

EXERCISE

It's practically in the name. The Wii Fit advises that users engage in 30-45 minutes of exercise each day in order to achieve best results. There are more than 40 fitness and strengthening activities available, these include:

- Yoga
- Muscle Stretching
- Jogging
- Push Ups
- Step Aerobics
- Balance games like ski jumping and heading soccer balls

The Wii Fit lets you record your non-Wii activities as well, to help paint a complete fitness picture for you. Things like walking, gardening, playing a sport or swimming all count, and should be added to your profile.

EXPENSE

The Wii Fit itself retails for $90. The Wii gaming system is $250. There are many add-on accessories like protective sleeves for the Wii board Wii yoga mats that will vary in price according to the retailer.

CONCLUSION

The Wii Fit is such a perfect alternative to the gym for so many reasons. For many, it's easier to be at home then go out to a gym, making the Wii Fit a convenient exercise choice. It easily travels so you can take it on business trips or vacation. While the initial investment might be a blow to your wallet, over time, it will pay for itself; unlike expensive gym fees that you continually pay.

Also unlike the gym, you can get your entire family involved. The Wii Fit makes it easier than ever to commit to exercise regimen that is fun, effective and creates a social outlet for you, your family and friends.

No matter what your fitness philosophy may be, the Wii Fit is definitely worth your consideration.

Common Misspellings

We Fit, Wi Fit, WiiFit, Wii Fitness, Nintendo Wii Fit, Wii Sports, Wee Fit

Monday, May 19, 2008

Free Quantum Swing Trader Web Site Preview


Dear Trader,

I have a pretty sweet trading surprise for you...

"You're About To Pry Open My StockTrading Members Website Where You'll GetInstant Access To My 24-Part 'Trading Vault',Sneak Peek 'Profit Previews', & More..."

For the next few days, my personal stock trading mentor is tearing open the "digital doors" to his exclusive Members Website Preview for his groundbreaking stock trading home study course.

(This thing sold out 6 times over the past 2 years already!)

You can access the Quantum Swing Trader Web Site Preview by clicking now!

Here's what's waiting for you on the site:

** Video Trading Vault: Get complete access to a 24-part library of trade videos including actual trades that his students have placed using his 30+ year tested techniques.

** CD-ROM Previews: Get an up-front and personal preview of each and every video tutorial CD-ROM included with this 'insiders'
course. You'll see exactly what appears on your screen as a student.

** Trading Guide Preview: Get a taste of my mentor's teaching style with a digital preview of the actual course reference guide. This is the same manual that arrives in full color on your doorstep when you raise your hand & become a student.

** ..and tons more...

I think you'll find the "Video Trading Vault" alone worth your time. It's jam-packed with several dozen different eye-opening videos.

(How many times can you remember being handed 'snooping rights' to an otherwise private website?)

WHY IS BILL POULOS DOING THIS?!

You might ask: Why is he doing this? Well, he's one of the few mentors that really 'gets it' and understands that there's a ton of information out there on trading, and he wants to help you make an informed decision on whether or not his course fits your trading style.

Let's face it - trading is a very personal activity - so, quite honestly, his course may not be a good fit for you...

-but it could be the PERFECT fit for you, and here's a quick, sure-fire way to find out NOW.

Once again, you can 'sneak in' to the Quantum Swing Trader preview site here.

Good Trading,
Bonnie Burns

p.s. This members website MAY close down at some point in the near future, so be sure to login today for a taste of what your trading COULD be like using his insider techniques and methods:

You can 'sneak in' to the Quantum Swing Trader preview site here.

Cell Phone Commercial Spoof

Cell Phone Commercial Spoof

I would venture to say that we would all like to see a cell phone that does ALL THAT


Old Lady Hits Car Video

Funny Old Lady Video.

It starts out with a couple of dudes filming a skateboard stunt when suddenly, they hear the sound of a car breaking hard...camera moves to the incident where this old, old lady is crossing the street....just watch what she does to this car!


Wednesday, May 14, 2008

How Children Can Be Influenced By Today's Celebrities

How Children Can Be Influenced By Today's Celebrities

Distressingly, children may sometimes be tempted to emulate the behavior of celebrities with questionable morals



From Crackle: Role Models

Teenage Barbie Girls Share Insight Into World Happenings Video

DfTeenage Barbie Girls Share Insight Into World Happenings Video



From Crackle: Webcam Pundits

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Instant Profits Trading FREE Examples. Instant Profits Free Video

Instant Profits Trading FREE Examples


Some people called his stance 'controversial'; others said he was 'right on'...
Click here for more trading examples and a video sneak peek at Instant Profits...

So, on Thursday, May 8th, 34 yr. trading veteran Bill Poulos tackled the controversy with some sobering FACTS in a live web- seminar with a global audience of nit-picky traders watching.

He also shared his key trading secrets, the BIG mistake most traders make, and spent 40 minutes in live Q&A!

Afterward, so many traders asked to see it again, Bill made it available in a replay for a short time. I don't know how long the replay will be available, but you can check here:

Click here for more trading examples and a video sneak peek at Instant Profits...

If the replay is still available, you'll discover:

** Bill's #1 Tactic that too many traders ignore (and can often result in portfolio WIPEOUT)...

** The 4 simple steps successful traders know that you don't...

** The simple formula that an 8th grader could solve to determine the profitability of any trading method...

I think he said the replay would be available for a few days after the event. You should be able to access it here:

Click here for more trading examples and a video sneak peek at Instant Profits...

Stop wondering why other traders enjoy success -- discover what edge THEY have that you don't, and 'fix' your trading before you make another trade.

Good Trading,
Bonnie Burns

Friday, May 9, 2008

Five Boy Friends in My life

Five Boy Friends in My life

I am seeing five gentlemen every day .

As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John .

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here
he takes a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves,
Art Ritis shows up
and stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,

so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day,
I'm really tired and glad
to go to bed with Ben Gay .

What a life!

Oh yes, I'm also flirting with
Al Zymer .

The Pope Debates A Rabbi

The Pope Debates A Rabbi

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge out cry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in
Italy; if the Pope won, they'd have to convert or leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise rabbi to represent them in the debate. However, as the rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they agreed that it would be a 'silent' debate.

On the chosen day the Pope and rabbi sat opposite each other.

The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. The rabbi looked back and raised one finger. Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head. The rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine. The rabbi pulled out an apple. With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy. Later the cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.

The Pope said, 'First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity.
He responded by holding up a single finger to remind me there is still only one Go d common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. 'I pulled out the wine and water to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. 'He bested me at every move and I could not continue.'

Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the rabbi how he'd won.
'I haven't a clue' the rabbi said. 'First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger. 'Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I told him that we were staying right here.' 'And then what?' asked a woman. 'Who knows?'
said the rabbi. 'He took out his lunch so I took out mine.'