Don't mess with my gun
Husband plays practical joke on gun toting wife. This guy got my vote for funniest video of the year and a nomination for the " Husband a the year Award " !
Forex video PROOF - 1,165+ pips & counting
I just got my hands on a brand new Forex video from 30+ year trader Bill Poulos that pulls back the curtain and shows PROOF on how you could have gotten into 4 sweet trades in the past week using his step-by-step Forex Profit Accelerator methods...
Watch it here:
http://www.20minute4xtips.com/y/?i=708645&l=f38
You'll see how his students check his daily "Pip Feeder" report to see which Forex pairs are setting up for a potential trade.
Specifically, Bill shows you the actual Pip Feeder from his members website from last week, and how 4 trade setups were identified which then entered into profitable positions a day later.
But here's the kicker -- YOU had access to this Pip Feeder data last week when I invited you to join his Members Website Preview. So he's not making this stuff up. It's real, and had you been checking his website you would've seen these trades happen, too...
-and if you had your hands on his Forex Profit Accelerator methods, you could've traded all these, too...
to the tune of 1,165+ pips so far... and counting... all from just 4 trades identified within 2 days... not too shabby.
Will every trade be this good? No, of course not. That's just silly, and if you expect every trade to be this good, you shouldn't be trading.
But what I like about Bill and his course is that he deals in REALITY, and that's why his students love the Forex Profit Accelerator so much. It's realistic, it puts the odds drastically in your favor, and it's YOURS for LIFE...
When you finally become an INDEPENDENT trader, then YOU know exactly what to do EVERY TIME, no matter what the market does.
It comes down to this...
Would you rather listen to a 'guru' blabber about how every trade he "recommends" is going to be a homerun... only to be disappointed watching your portfolio dwindle away...
...or would you rather spend 20 minutes a day listening to YOURSELF, knowing the odds are in your favor, and carving out a steady, repeatable flow of profit potential you can tap into again and again?
The choice is yours.
But if you're still on the fence about what to do, go ahead and watch the video above, and then check Bill's open letter about the course to see if any copies remain. As of this writing, I see 85 copies left, and that number is steadily dropping.
You can check the latest inventory count here:
http://www.20minute4xtips.com/y/?i=708645&l=f38
Any questions let me know.
Bonnie
p.s. Remember, Bill essentially takes on ALL THE RISK so you can try out the Forex Profit Accelerator to see why his students are so excited about it. He gives you 90 days to try it out, plus he has a 2-part guarante.e you need to see. The details are here: http://www.otrader.com.au/out.asp?ID=132
p.p.s. Don't forget, the doors slam shut on Tuesday, July 29th, at 11:59pm Eastern time.
http://www.20minute4xtips.com/y/?i=708645&l=f38
Forex Pip Feeder Report Video. Forex Profit Accelerator Pip Video
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Those of you who have been following the teachings of Bill Poulos know how much I LOVE TRADING! Even though Bill has a solid set of methods and techniques he uses for his own trading, he's constantly tinkering around in the “trading lab”. Besides spending time with his family, it’s whathe likes to do in his spare time. Some people like to play golf. Bill rather be trading.
Now, because of my position in the trading education community, I am approached quite frequently by other traders, systems developers, companies, you name it. Many of them send me evaluation copies of their programs and methods to get my professional feedback and opinion. Some of the material I receive is quite good, but honestly, most of it is incomplete. The reason I tell you this is to impress upon you the amount of trading material I have in my personal library – I have a TON, and I believe I’ve seen just about every type of program on the market.
In reviewing all this material and in examining all the questions I’ve been receiving from my readers and students about Forex, I made two key discoveries that were astonishing to me.
"After reading your free e-book, I practice trading at the end of the day, just according your instructions, using the two MA and ADX. Amazingly, the 8 trades were winners. I trade only the GPD/USD, and EUR/USD, because I think these are the most volatile, and I don’t need to spend all my time in front of my PC. It's great, thank you.."Jorge A Hinojosa*
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First, there seems to be a flaw in the perception of how money can be made in the Forex markets. And the flaw is this: it seems that 95% of all Forex traders only think they can make money day trading these markets. It actually may be higher, maybe 99%. This perception is very dangerous, in my opinion, because not all traders are psychologically equipped to handle day trading, so they get in over their heads and get eaten alive until their trading accounts are emptied within a few minutes or hours. I’ve seen it happen, and it’s not a pretty sight.
I’ve already told you my opinion on day trading – it’s just not for me. If you prefer that style of trading, then more power to you (I can even recommend some great day trading Forex courses). But the vast majority of my readers have told me time and time again that day trading is not for them, either. And that’s great news…
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Because the other discovery I made was how to treat the 24/7 Forex market as an end-of-day market. This removes all the stress and strain associated with trading on a 24 hour basis. It’s often been said that if you can’t make money trading on an end-of-day basis, you’ll never make money day trading. I tend to agree.
When you treat the Forex markets as end-of-day markets, I’ve found they can offer far more profit potential than the minor swings many day traders kill themselves to capture. And when you learn the right way to trade Forex as an end-of-day market, you can quickly jump from one big swing to another as they’re driven by the Forex market giants – the big banks and other financial institutions, including governments...
...but while these behemoths react slowly to market changes due to their sheer size, as soon as you learn to spot a big swing, you can get on and “ride their coat tails”. And by the time they’ve turned to look over their shoulder, you’ll have already gone on to the next big swing.
For example, suppose several major financial institutions think that the Japanese Yen is undervalued versus the dollar and that the Japanese government will soon act to stop artificially suppressing the value of the Yen. Collectively they might begin slowly building what will become very large positions in the market by selling short the USD/JPY pair. I am talking about hundreds of thousands of standard lots.
Whether the Japanese government acts or not, the market might drop as expected, in part, due to the ever increasing short positions of these financial institutions. If they are right, we small traders can apply trading methods that will spot these moves and jump on board at a moment’s notice. We can protect our positions with initial stops and ride the wave to good profits if the market follows through on the downside. And we can jump out just as quickly as we jumped in. The big institutions simply can’t move that fast without damaging their positions.
"Course pays for itself in first two days of trading. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! My first two trades were: Long 2 EUR/USD, Instant Pips for a 45 pip profit on 10/9/07, Short 2 USD/CAD, Pip Maximizer 2 for a 46 pip profit on 10/4/07. Thanks for a great course. I was really unsure about how useful the information would be compared to its cost, but I'm a true believer now."
David Vaughn, Sugar Land, TX*
"So far, about 55% net gain with just the Instant Pips method! Very satisfied. I like your time-saving and conservative approach very much. Course is very easy to understand and I love the colored quick reference cards."
Ted Richardson, Tokyo, Japan*
"I'm very glad my father and I decided to buy FPA in September. On October 9th we did our first trade. Until now we made 12 trades only with 1/4 lot and the profit is amazing, more then $4,000! And that in 5 weeks. Now we are confident with the system we are ready to trade with more money. The system was easy to learn, after one week we could make our first trade. I appreciate the updates, and the extra tactics. We are going to use them too."
Frans & Ingrid H., The Netherlands*
"Just wanted to let you know that I woke up this morning (12/5) to a profit of $2,228.00 on the gbp/usd pair, Instant Pips downtrend, a trade I entered only yesterday. Needless to say, this method works. I appreciate all the work you do and for letting all of us know what you're up to. You're that rare guy who truly cares about his students. This is an incredible method!"
Lee Meddin, Davis, CA*
"I must say how much I am impressed with your level of integrity. You have done everything that you said you would do. Especially the tight number of teaching materials that were sold. You set down a deadline, and you kept the deadline. If it were not for duplicated orders that paved the way for 44 or so unsold packages, I would not have been able to obtain the CDs. You credibility was further enhanced when I listened to the interview that I downloaded from the web today. By the way, I must say that the quality of the CDs is really very good - the presentation itself and the content."
Syling Lee, Murrieta, CA*
"Admittedly I had my doubts about the course, but since I started using the program I found that I can consistently make profits. I have one goal and that is to make a minimum of 2% of my portfolio a week. I have been able to do just that and a lot more with this program. I love the four step program (set-up, entry, stop loss, exit). These four steps help me stay focused and keep my emotions out of the trade. This is my third time starting over in the Forex market. I have come to realize that the two previous times I did not have a complete trading method. With your program, I have the confidence that I finally have a complete trading method, the knowledge to use that method, and the knowledge to recognize other complete trading methods."
Eric Norman, Nottingham, MD*
"In my demo account I started trading using the FPA on Oct 12th. In that time I have closed a total of 24 trades with a net profit of 1,140 pips and I currently have three open positions with profits of 409 pips on the Euro, 534 pips on the Swiss Franc and 350 pips on the Yen. Not too shabby! I'm impressed."
Doug MacQuarrie, Maple Falls, WA*
"I have been paper trading since I received it, and have made about a $12,000 profit. It is a very easy to understand and complete method. Much better than I have had from other systems. Thank you very much for this system, I will be using it from now on."
Yvonne Flowers, Mohave Valley, AZ*
"I have implemented 3 of the methods on Metatrader and have made over $7,000 on 5 winning trades - no losers yet... it could have been a lot more if I had taken all the trades triggered. It has been very useful to have your Pip Feeder to verify my signals. Thank you for the high quality of the presentation and explanations. It does a lot for confidence levels to know one is using a quality product that has been thoroughly researched as well as the knowledge that you are continuing to support us."
Peter Alport, South Africa*
The bottom line here is that we are prepared to ride the trend on the coat tails of the mega traders, but with a level of agility they don’t have. And by doing this, we minimize risk and maximize profit while they’re still trying to “unwind” their positions.
This is a BIG DEAL! If those last few paragraphs didn’t make sense, please go back and read them again. What this means is that I found a way to show you exactly, step-by-step, how to identify when a Forex pair is likely to make a move UP or DOWN. And no matter which way it goes, I created specific trading rules that let you take advantage of those moves and ride them for a huge potential profit. And here’s the kicker – I don’t just show you how to do this one way…
…I developed four complete methods, all based on my time-tested principles, that allow anyone to identify as many profitable trading opportunities as possible.
And that’s why I decided to name my course the Forex Profit Accelerator – because I show you how to truly accelerate your Forex profits with my four methods. And you can use them individually or together - synergistically - to maximize your profit-taking.
So the bottom line is this – no matter what happens in the Forex markets, with the Forex Profit Accelerator, you will always know exactly what to do every time you place a trade. No exceptions. No matter the outcome. It’s that simple.
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If you decide on ordering the Forex Profit Accelerator:
For a limited time only, I can get started for only $5.33 a day. I can choose 3 easy monthly payments of $682 each (or, I can choose to pay everything upfront in one easy payment and save $99 instantly).
This price may increase in the future and I am only guaranteed this charter price if I place my order today.
I am a serious trader and will put forth my best effort to learn and study the Forex Profit Accelerator.
The Forex Profit Accelerator is copyrighted intellectual capital and I am prohibited by law from copying, distributing or sharing this information with others.
I have 90 days to review the Forex Profit Accelerator from my purchase date and I may return it for any reason within those 90 days for a complete refund of my purchase price (not including shipping & handling) as long as I contact you to obtain a return merchandise authorization number first and then return the course in like-new, unmarked condition.
If I select the 3-payment option, I agree to make all three payments in full and to keep my billing information current.
If my order is being shipped outside the United States, I am responsible for any customs or duty fees.
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I received an e-mail from a reader the other day and he told me he was a beginner trader and needed to wait to make some profits before he invested in a trading course.
Say what?! Honestly, if you're just getting started in trading then it's absolutely critical that you invest upfront in a good trading method. I mean right now. Isn't it just common sense that you should invest in your trading education today, instead of floundering in the markets and hoping to hit a "lucky streak"?
Look, if you're not prepared to invest in sound and reliable trading education, then you probably shouldn't be a trader. You will almost certainly lose many thousands of dollars in the markets trying to "do it yourself" without a mentor or a good trading method. I know, because I've done it.
Here's something you might not like to hear, but because I believe in honesty and reality, I'm going to tell it to you like it is. Contrary to what some of the slick marketing "hucksters" have promised, you will NOT "strike it rich" in the Forex markets with a few hundred, or even a few thousand dollars in your trading account. If that's what you're looking for, you'd probably have better odds taking that money and playing a few rounds of high-stakes blackjack in Las Vegas. I'm very serious about that.
If there's only one thing you learn today, I beg you, don't become a trader if you can't commit to investing in a good trading method, or good trading education. You will regret it. It's a near certainty.
There is nothing magical about Forex, and don't let others lead to believe anything to the contrary. You will not be living on "easy street" with a few clicks of your mouse. That just isn't realistic. And that's why you need to arm yourself with the best knowledge you can get your hands on BEFORE you even think about trading. You need to benefit from the mistakes that others have made (like me) so you can potentially increase your chances for success.
Even if you have some experience in the markets (even a LOT of experience), you wouldn't be reading this long letter today if you didn't think there was something out there that could improve your trading results. After all, if you're currently happy with your current trading routine, shouldn't you just stick to trading and making money with it?
"I have had your course open and have been studying it from the minute that it arrived at the house on the 26th of September, 2007. This is by far the most complete trading course that I have ever seen on Forex. Thank you for your email as it suggests to me that number one, you care, and number two that you have integrity. I don't mind paying for a course when the person who's selling it cares, and has integrity." Wayne Palmer, London, United Kingdom*
"I have been carefully observing Bill Poulos and his training methods and systems for almost 2 years now, and what I really admire about this guy is that the resellers and affiliates of Bill Poulos are very well respected traders and system vendors in their own right. These resellers all speak very highly and with respect for Bill Poulos. And if you have ever spent endless hours searching for a trustworthy mentor, you will more than likely find Bill Poulos and his courses stand head and shoulders above them all." Patrick Vacchiano
The point is this. All good traders that I've run across in my 30+ years in the markets had one thing in common. They were always thirsty for more knowledge. They all considered themselves a student of trading, even after many years "in the trenches".
I know from experience that if I can learn just one new technique or idea about trading while studying a new course or method, it's been well worth my time and money. Why? Because the money I spent to learn that technique or method will have potentially earned me many thousands of dollars more, again and again and again... forever.
Or, on the flipside, that education will have saved me an equal amount of money by helping me avoid bad trades, not to mention saving me from the huge emotional toll a shrinking trading account can have on your well-being.
Look at this way - you will pay for your trading education one way or another; either you'll pay the markets in losing trades, or you'll pay to get educated. The choice is yours, and in my experience, paying for education can be vastly and dramatically less expensive.
To sum it up, if the Forex Profit Accelerator can help you avoid just one mistake in your trading, it could potentially pay for itself many times over. And that truly is priceless.
When it came time to figure out a price for the Forex Profit Accelerator, I thought long and hard about it, and consulted my business associates, friends, and family members for their thoughts.
I've spent $10,000... $20,000.. and more of my own money over the past three decades just on trading education: books, tapes, CDs, seminars, etc. You name it, I've probably seen it. And I've also sacrificed the better part of my younger days locked away in my study, my nose pressed against the charts, trying my best to watch my kids grow up, but quietly wishing I could have spent less time studying and more time with my family.
(And I never want to see that look on my wife's face again when I would show up late to a cold dinner because I needed "just 5 more minutes" with a chart...)
So, while I still love trading, it HAS taken a toll on me over the years, both on my wallet and on my personal life. But it would not have been possible to put together the information contained in my Forex Profit Accelerator course without that kind of personal sacrifice. Thankfully, you don't have to go through what I did when you become a student. I essentially give you the culmination of my life's work in the markets on a silver platter.
So considering that, and considering that when you become a Forex Profit Accelerator student you'll be getting 4 complete trading methods AND you'll get a built-in support system to make sure you understand all the materials, many of my peers think I should charge $6,000 for this course (especially some of the other trading educators out there, because they don't want me to "devalue" their courses by charging less than that).
That's a lot for a premium trading course, but it's not unheard of, especially considering my Forex Profit Accelerator course gives you 4 times the value of most single-method home study courses.
Well, I still have a hard time with that price, and even though I'm getting a lot of pressure to indeed charge that much, I decided NOT to do that, at the risk of alienating myself from some of my business associates.
So as of last week, I decided to slash that price in half and I even had my web developer put together this order form with the discounted price of only $2,997:
But then I read over 2,000 heartfelt comments from traders on my news site telling me WHY they ultimately wanted to trade. It isn't just about the money for most people. Many of you told me you just wanted to spend more time with your family, or watch your kids grow up. Some of you wanted to spend more time with your spouse as you get older. Others have aspirations for donating part of their profits to worthy charities. The list goes on and on.
Those letters really made me think hard about what to charge. And while I was just about set to go with the $2,997 price, I made another big decision.
So I have some good news and some better news.
The good news is that not only am I NOT going to charge $6,000 for the Forex Profit Accelerator. Even though I think the course IS worth at least that much, I know that's priced out of the reach of most traders...
...and, I'm also NOT going to charge $2,997.
So here's better news - I've decided to give you the entire Forex Profit Accelerator "trading experience" as described in this letter for only... $5.33
For the INSANE price of only $5.33 per day, you get the whole thing. Your daily lunch probably costs more than that.
That adds up to about $160 a month - for a full year's hand-holding in the Forex markets. When you do the math you realize that's over $4,000 less than my associates' recommendation, and a full $1,000 off of what I had planned to charge just last week.
But I took it a step further for you. Because I really want you to be able to afford my course, I set up a payment plan:
3 easy monthly payments of $682 (and you can even save $99 instantly if you choose the easy 1 payment option). Click here to learn more
BUT THERE IS A CATCH!
Like I said before, this offer is ONLY for the next 555 traders who take action TODAY.
At this price, I'm able to provide you with the top-notch support I know you want; plus, it weeds out those who are really serious about joining my exclusive group.
Still, I understand that might be a stretch for some of you; so as an added incentive, I'm going to offer my first ever "Double Guarantee". I've NEVER done this kind of a double guarantee before. Here it is...
My 100% Ironclad "Double Guarantee"
Part One - 90 Day Trial Guarantee: Look, I'm so certain and confident that you'll be successful with the Forex Profit Accelerator, here's what I'm going to do. I'll give you a full 90 days from the day you order to study the materials in your own home and prove to yourself that it's the right Forex trading method for you.
100% Ironclad
"Double Guarantee"
You have my "John Hancock" on my double guarantee as described on this page.
But honestly, I believe you'll NEVER have to worry about a refund. Why? Because once you actually see the massive value you get as a Forex Profit Accelerator student, I'm confident you'll agree with me that it's the last Forex course you'll ever need.
Bill Poulos, President
Profits Run, Inc. Why 90 days? Because I know from experience that 90 days is more than enough time for a serious trader to quickly get through the course and make a proper evaluation of it. That's because I designed it to be ultra-easy to learn.
Further, it puts a little pressure on you to make sure you actually study the materials. The last thing I want you to do is to invest in my course and put it on your shelf. I'd rather have someone who is ready to make a positive change in their trading have it instead.
So, after studying the Forex Profit Accelerator, if you're not 100% satisfied, just send it back to me within 90 days of your purchase date and I'll refund 100% of your purchase price. No questions asked, no hard feelings, and we still part as friends. It's as simple as that.
Part Two - 200% ROI Guarantee: I KNOW that if you're truly dedicated to improving your Forex trading, then the Forex Profit Accelerator has the potential to dramatically boost your profits.
So I'm going to "put my money where my mouth is" with part two of my "double guarantee"...
If you don't make at least double your purchase price within your first 3 months of trading with the Forex Profit Accelerator, I'll give you a FULL YEAR of FREE ACCESS to my Pip Feeder service. This is a $1,164 value - yours FREE. Just email me after your first 3 months and let me know how it's going. If you haven't made at least double your purchase price, just show me your trades and you get 12 months of the Pip Feeder for FREE.
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Forex Profit Accelerator Members Website Preview
Everything about it is first class... and easy to understand.
I'll have more information to send you about it on July 22nd, but for now I've been granted special permission to give you private access to a Members Website Preview so you can get "up close & personal" with this trading course before the rest of the community gets a chance to.
You see, the author of the course is only releasing 555 more copies from July 22nd to July 29th... but here's the problem: He already has 40,000+ traders interested in it. So he just doesn't have enough inventory to go around.
(His first two limited releases sold out in a matter of days.)
That's why he's letting me give you complimentary access to his Members Website Preview, but only until July 22nd. He wants to weed out the "tire kickers" so that only the traders who are truly serious about discovering how to trade the Forex markets in less then 20 minutes a day can get a copy of the course.
A Letter from From Bill Poulos
TOTAL INVESTMENT TODAY: $0.00
Dear Trader,
On Tuesday, July 22nd, I'll be re-releasing my sold-out Forex Profit Accelerator home study course that shows you how to become an independent trader and totally eliminate all the stress and strain typically associated with day trading Forex by spending only 20 minutes a night placing your trades.
I released this course to small groups of lucky traders last Fall and many of them think this is the highest quality course ever to hit the Forex market, both in terms of production value and effectiveness of the trading methods it reveals.
Things are getting pretty crazy over here at my office! My son, Greg, and I have been working day and night getting things ready for you. Over the past few weeks, we've been logging some long hours at the office as we worked on our brand new 'Forex 4-Pack' free training kit. Sign up here to get a FREE copy, and a lot more...
Get A Front Row Seat Today And Watch The Potential Profits Unfold On The Forex Profit Accelerator Members Website Preview
Here's the deal... I'm only releasing 555 more copies of my course on July 22nd, but I have thousands of traders on my "Priority Pip Pullers" list that want the course. So, there WILL be many disappointed traders. Those are the facts.
But I also know that my course isn't for everyone, so to help weed out the "tire kickers", I'm offering 100% FREE access to my Forex Profit Accelerator members website preview so you can get a feel for what it's like to be a Forex Profit Accelerator student before you get your hands on your own copy.
By doing this, I hope more copies of my course are available to those who truly want to get started with it right away.
I know based on my experience teaching students how to trade since 2001 that once you get your hands on the Forex Profit Accelerator, you may never need another Forex trading course again. After all, if something works again and again, why stop trading with it? So get your "first taste" of the Forex Profit Accelerator right now as a "Priority Pip Puller"...
When you sign up as a "Priority Pip Puller", you'll immediately get the following:
FREE complete access to my Forex Profit Accelerator Members Website Preview. This will give you a taste of what's to come when you become a Forex Profit Accelerator student.
FREE complete preview access to my Forex Profit Accelerator PIP FEEDER service until July 22nd. The PIP FEEDER delivers a list of daily Forex pairs that meet the Forex Profit Accelerator trade alert criteria and have a high probability of entering into potentially profitable positions in the coming days. You get access to these lists IMMEDIATELY as part of the preview.
FREE complete access to my newest Forex Profit Accelerator Trade Videos. I've been recording "chart capture" videos to show you the potential profits YOU could be making right now as a Forex Profit Accelerator student.
FREE access to the Forex Profit Accelerator Priority Enrollment Link. This is the link that will go "live" one full hour before the general public gets a crack at grabbing a copy of the course on July 22nd.
One hour may not seem like much, but when the market demand far exceeds the inventory on hand, that one hour could mean the difference between you getting a copy or having to wait 4 weeks, 4 months, or more.
In fact, one of the first things you should do after you sign into the Forex Profit Accelerator Website Preview is to print out the Priority Enrollment Link and keep it next to your computer, so you know exactly where to go on Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008, at 9am Eastern (New York) time.
FREE access to my brand new 'Forex 4-Pack' training materials (if you aren't among the already 40,000+ traders who have downloaded a copy in the past week).
On July 22nd, I'm going to shut down the Members Website Preview and continue on over at the permanent Members Website for the students. This means you don't have much time to join the "Priority Pip Pullers" list and get behind-the-scenes access to the Members Website Preview.
So go ahead, and click here to the "Sign Me Up!" page. It's 100% FREE, and you will be sent a private email with your special username and password that will let you access the Forex Profit Accelerator Members Website Preview immediately.
Please note: Make sure you type in a valid email address, because the private website link, username, and password for the Members Website Preview will be sent immediately to the email that you type in below.
p.s. Remember, this complimentary preview access WILL expire on Tuesday, July 22nd, so I urge you to get in now while you can if you have any interest learning how to dramatically up your "pip potential" while saving hours a day at the same time.
Thanks
Bonnie - best-forex-programs.com
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OFFENSE LIST:
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•Parking Like a Jack-Ass
•Driving a Hunk of Crap
•Inventing a Parking Space
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•Ugly Driver Violation
•Parking While Under The Influence of Rap Music
•Parking While Being a Real Bitch
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From the Front of the Ticket:
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(July, 2008 Update)
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