Bonnie Runs For President
Friday, August 29, 2008
Bonnie Runs For President
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Monday, August 25, 2008
World's Greatest Pranks. Top 6 Worldwide Pranks
World's Greatest Pranks. Top 6 Worldwide Pranks
PRANK #1
H.G. Wells’s War of the World's
Most of us have heard of the 1938 Halloween Eve radio broadcast by Orson Welles of an adaptation of H.G. Wells’s War of the Worlds that many took to be an announcement that Earth had been invaded by Martians. Announcements that the story was fiction were made four times during the broadcast. Welles ended the show by announcing that the broadcast was a “holiday offering”: “the Mercury Theater’s own radio version of dressing up in a sheet and jumping out of a bush and shouting boo.” The disclaimers did little to prevent many people from believing we’d been invaded by Martians. It’s been called the hoax of the century, but it wasn’t even a hoax. It wasn’t a prank, either. It wasn’t intended to fool people but to entertain them. Yet it fooled many people for several reasons.
1. It was presented realistically and authoritatively.
2. The story itself was credible at the time. There were flying machines, and the possibility of interplanetary travel was easily conceivable. It was not farfetched that some other race of beings might be more technologically advanced than we were.
3. Radio would have been the medium used to announce such an invasion.
PRANK #2
The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest
Considered the greatest April Fools' prank ever. In April 1957, BBC television broadcast this story and got hundreds of calls and letters on how people could start their own.
A clever April Fool's Day joke was played by this, normally very serious, programme in 1957 when Panorama reported on a bumper spaghetti harvest in southern Switzerland. TV viewers saw Richard Dimbleby walking among trees growing spaghetti, while workers pulled the pasta off the trees and put it into baskets. When viewers called to ask how they could grow spaghetti plants, the BBC replied "place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best." Lending the hoax credibility, was the fact that spaghetti was not a widely eaten food in Britain in the 1950s and was considered by many to be very exotic.
'It is not only in Britain that spring this year has taken everyone by surprise. Here in the Ticino, on the borders of Switzerland and Italy, the slopes overlooking Lake Lugano have already burst into flower. But what, you may ask, has the early and welcome arrival of bees and blossom to do with food ? It is simply that the past winter, one of the mildest in living memory, has also resulted in an exceptionally heavy spaghetti crop. The last two weeks of March are an anxious time for the spaghetti farmer. There is always the chance of a late frost which, while not entirely ruining his crop, generally impairs the flavour and makes it difficult for him to obtain top prices in world markets.
'Spaghetti cultivation here in Switzerland is not, of course, carried out on anything like the tremendous scale of the Italian industry. Many of you, I am sure, will have seen pictures of vast spaghetti plantations in the Po Valley. For the Swiss, however, it tends to be more of a family affair. Another reason why this may be a bumper year lies in the virtual disappearance of the spaghetti weevil, the tiny creature whose depredations have caused much concern in the past. After picking, the spaghetti is laid out to dry in the warm Alpine air. Many people are very puzzled by the fact that spaghetti is produced in such uniform lengths. This is the result of many years of patient endeavour by plant breeders who have succeeded in producing the perfect spaghetti. Now the harvest is marked by a traditional meal. Toasts to the new crop are drunk in these poccholinos, then the waiters enter bearing the ceremonial dish. This is of course spaghetti - picked early in the day, dried in the sun, and so brought fresh from garden to table at the very peak of condition. For those who love this dish, there is nothing like real home-grown spaghetti'.
PRANK #3
Putting Couani on the Map
During the autumn of 1902, the President of Couani called a Press conference at his luxury Paris hotel. Some of the reporters had never heard of Couani and according to the President, Adolphe Brezet, that was the reason for the Press conference. Brezet explained that Couani had long been under the dominance of its powerful neighbour, Brail, but as it had now gained its independence he had been sent to Paris to inform the world of its existence. The President spoke so convincingly of his country, that the reporters believed him, and by the end of the year everyone in Paris had heard of Couani. Early in 1903, the first Couani embassy opened in Paris and this was soon followed by consulates in London, Rome, Berlin and Madrid. In 1904, Brezet had letters from both the Japanese and Russian governments. The two nations were at war and urgently needed more ships. Would it be possible, both nations wondered, for the famous Couani shipyards to build them? Somewhat unusually, Brezet took a while to reply. Meanwhile, the two countries checked up on Couani with their ambassadors in Brazil. Much to their surprise, they were informed that there was no such place.
PRANK #4
Wet Phones
When people in north London received a telephone call from an engineer saying that there was a fault on the line, they believed him. He said that the fault could only be put right if the receiver was dunked in a bucket of water. Real telephone engineers had quite a job repairing wet telephones.
NOTE: This is a prank my husband pulled on his mom while he was in college.
PRANK #5
Air Shortage
Overweight Americans were alarmed when it was announced that anyone weighing over 89 kilograms (14 stone) was to be deported. This drastic measure had become necessary, the newspaper reports said, because pollution was leading to a shortage of oxygen. As fat people consumed more than their fair share of air, they had to go. People realized that the proposal was a hoax when they discovered that the reports had been written by Alan Abel, a New Yorker who was well known for his amazing and successful practical jokes.
PRANK #6
Upside-down Room
Rudolph Schenk was a rich American who loved to play jokes on people. He would often invite people to visit his luxurious home where he would treat them to a hearty meal and rather too much to drink. The guest would then be invited to stay the night to sleep off the effects of the alcohol. When the quest was sound asleep Schenk had him transferred to a specially-built room. The floor of the room was painted white, like a ceiling, and a chandelier rose up from it. The real ceiling was painted to look like floorboards and furniture was fixed to it. There were no windows in the room but Schenk had a secret spy hole through which he could watch what happened when the quest woke up to find himself in an upside-down room.
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Stupid Lawsuits. High Paying Lawsuits
Stupid Lawsuits. High Paying Lawsuits
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania who was awarded $113,000 from a Philadelphia restaurant when she slipped on a floor wet from a soft drink and broke her tailbone. How did the floor get wet? She threw the soft drink at her boyfriend (ex-boyfriend?) in a fit of anger 30 seconds before slipping...
Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas received $14,500 and medical expenses from his jury for injuries on his glutimus maximus (the buttocks) where he was bit by his neighbor's beagle. The beagle was chained in the neighbor's fenced-in yard. The jury kept the monetary award to a minimum since Jerry was provoking the dog immediately preceding the bite by repeatedly shooting the dog with a pellet gun.
Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania received $500,000 for his 8 days of mental torment from being locked in a garage with only a case of Pepsi and a bag of dog food to subsist on. It seems that after robbing the home, he decided to escape through the garage, but couldn't get the garage door up or get back into the house. The family was on vacation. (I wonder if the award would have been less if it had been a case of Coke...)
Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas benefited $780,000 and medical expenses for tripping over a toddler in a furniture store. It made no difference that it was her own kid.
Carl Truman of Los Angeles was compensated $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over Carl's hand with his Honda Accord. Carl didn't know his neighbor was in the car when he started to steal the hubcaps.
The winner, however, was Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City who bought a new Winnebago Motor Home. While driving home on the freeway he engaged the Cruise Control and then left the driver's seat to go back in to the motor home to make a cup of coffee... He received $1,750,000 plus a new motor home ... and an addendum in the Winnebago owner's manual advising owners not to leave the wheel after engaging Cruise Control.
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Sunday, August 17, 2008
3 Old Bag Ladies Talking Crap
Three weird bag ladies talking about crap. Just a look into bag ladies life
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Monday, August 11, 2008
Bill Poulos ETF Profit Blueprint. Forex Trading Secrets
Bill Poulos ETF Profit Blueprint. Forex Trading Secrets. Grow Your Forex Portfolio in 20 Minutes.
The trading community is on the verge of an unprecedented 'explosion' of profit potential trading a group of funds that have largely remained ignored by 'mainstream' individuals...
-but for over a decade, select 'underground' traders have been quietly siphoning this potential directly from these 'under the radar' markets... essentially padding their portfolios, year after year.
So if you have ANY interest in discovering how to get in on what's being called a 'portfolio supercharger' while it's still somewhat 'quiet', you're in for a TREAT.
FOLLOW THE 'BLUEPRINT'
The trader behind this consumer guide wrote it initially as a gift to his readers to thank them for helping him with a survey about the markets in question... (about 100,000 traders were asked to participate)
But what was intended as a 10 or 15 page 'thank you' note turned into a 57-page 'blueprint' that effectively shows you how to join this 'underground community'.
While these markets have been around for over a decade, they're just now beginning to gain momentum, but they're far from 'popular'...
And not only are the top 20 questions about these markets answered in clear detail... but you'll discover how you can use this information to breathe some much needed life into your portfolio, regardless of what you already trade.
LESS THAN 20 MINUTES
Find out how the author spends LESS THAN 20 minutes a day with TOTAL confidence in these markets, which leaves him the rest of the day to pursue other activities...
You'll also learn:
** How you can get an unfair head start using these specialized trading strategies before the 'mainstream'
catches on. Don't worry, it's entirely legal (page 54).
** How to doubl.e your profit potential with half the effort by harnessing a special kind of fund designed to pad your portfolio when the market tanks (page 11).
** How to finally let your IRA funnel profit potential out of bear runs. This little-known technique essentially lets your IRA flex its muscles for the first time ever as you trade it almost like a regular brokerage account (page 25).
** How to drastically reduce your 'time in the trenches'
trading these potent markets by spending less than 20 minutes a day. These 3 discoveries make it all possible (page 38).
** How to use his 2-step 'fast filter' technique for quickly and efficiently finding the lowest risk & highest probability funds available. You effectively become your very own "selection service" (page 23).
** ...plus, there's a TON more you'll get to sink your teeth into about these 'ignored markets' when you get the report.
SORRY - IT'S NOT FOR SALE
Even though he could probably sell thousands of copies of this report on the web, the author made a decision to give it away (for now, at least).
Why?
Frankly, Bill Poulos understands that there are a lot of hucksters out there who peddle worthless information, so he decided to make himself stand out from the crowd by giving away as much high- quality, actionable trading EDUCATION and CONTENT as possible.
That way, if you want to work with him more closely in the future, you already know what he's made of (and without coughing up a single penny to find out).
I find that kind of attitude refreshing. Don't you?
HOW TO GET YOUR COPY
To get your copy, just visit this web page right now by clicking here
By the way, you also have the author's permission to give away copies of this report to anyone you think needs some 'first aid' for their portfolio.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I have.
Good Trading,
Bonnie Burns
P.S. This is a HUGE report. Take your time and read it all, but hurry and download it. Why? Because it's so large, it could be taken offline at any moment if the author's web server 'bandwidth' gets eaten up with all the requests for the report. You can get it here:
To get your copy, just visit this web page right now by clicking here
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Friday, August 1, 2008
Badger Car Salesman. Car Salesman Seen As A Badger
Badger Car Salesman.
A great video with a badger as a car salesman. Have you ever felt badgered by your car salesman?
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