Friday, October 31, 2008

Archeologist Finds 3,000-Year old Hebrew Text

Archeologist Finds 3,000-Year old Hebrew Text


JERUSALEM (CNN) -- An Israeli archaeologist has discovered what he says is the earliest-known Hebrew text, found on a shard of pottery that dates to the time of King David from the Old Testament, about 3,000 years ago.

The shard -- or ostracon -- contains five lines of text divided by black lines.

1 of 2 Professor Yosef Garfinkel of the Hebrew University of Jerusalem says the inscribed pottery shard -- known as an ostracon -- was found during excavations of a fortress from the 10th century BC.

Carbon dating of the ostracon, along with pottery analysis, dates the inscription to time of King David, about a millennium earlier than the famous Dead Sea Scrolls, the university said.

The shard contains five lines of text divided by black lines and measures 15 by 15 centimeters, or about 6 inches square.

Archaeologists have yet to decipher the text, but initial interpretation indicates it formed part of a letter and contains the roots of the words "judge," "slave," and "king," according to the university. That may indicate it was a legal text, which archaeologists say would provide insights into Hebrew law, society, and beliefs.

The researchers say the text was clearly written by a trained scribe.

The shard was discovered at the Elah Fortress in Khirbet Qeiyafa, about 20 miles southwest of Jerusalem. The fortress, measuring 2.3 hectares (about 5.7 acres), is the earliest-known fortified city of the biblical period in Israel.

Excavations began there in June. So far, just four percent of the site has been excavated, the university said.

Because the ostracon is similar to that found in other Israelite settlements, and because no pig bones were found at the site, archaeologists say the site was likely part of the Kingdom of Judea. Jewish dietary laws forbid the eating of pork.

Among the artifacts found at the site are more than 100 jar handles bearing distinct impressions which may indicate a link to royal vessels, the university said. Such a large quantity found in such a small area is "unprecedented," the university said.

The site of Khirbet Qeiyafa is located near the place where the Bible describes the battle between David and Goliath -- the Elah Valley, which shares its name with the fortress.

Garfinkel said it is the only site in Israel in which to investigate King David.

"The chronology and geography of Khirbet Qeiyafa create a unique meeting point between the mythology, history, historiography and archaeology of King David," he said.

The Dead Sea Scrolls are the earliest-known copies of the Bible, some dating back about 2,000 years.

It is widely believed that the first set of Dead Sea Scrolls was discovered in 1947 by a Bedouin shepherd who ventured into a cave in the Judean Desert in search of a lost sheep or goat.

The texts, written on crumbling parchment and papyrus, were found wrapped in linen inside earthenware jars.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Japanese Woman Arrested For Killing Virtual Husband

Jilted Japanese woman questioned by police after 'murdering' her virtual husband


It was a classic crime of passion: a bored husband walking out on his marriage, his spurned wife so enraged by the desertion that she was driven to kill him. The murder, in May this year, was swift and cold-blooded but justice is inexorable.

The murderess, a piano teacher from the southern Japanese island of Kyushu, sits in police custody awaiting charges that could send her to jail for years.

But one thing sets this apart from the standard crime passionel because it happened in a virtual world to online characters with no life outside the boundaries of an interactive game. But the legal consequences for the virtual “killer” are being played out in the real world.

Police in the Japanese city of Sapporo were today questioning the unnamed 43-year old woman for logging on to the account of a fellow participant in the game and “killing” his “avatar” — or online character — after he had “divorced” hers.

She is being investigated on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating data, a crime punishable with up to five years in prison or a fine of up to $5,000 (£3,100).

“I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning,” the police quoted her as saying. “That made me so angry.” The woman has not yet been formally indicted, although in Japan few suspects who are arrested escape criminal charges.

The investigation has been expensive. Although their avatars met and married online, the woman had to be driven to the victim’s home city of Sapporo from her real-life home in Miyazaki prefecture 620 miles to the south.

The ill-starred couple met in the interactive game MapleStory, which originated in South Korea, and now has more than 50 million players across the world. It has generated 12 international versions including ones in Chinese, Portuguese and Vietnamese, as well as a Japanese cartoon.

Players download free online software and create an avatar who moves through a fantasy world, defeating monsters and interacting with other characters. “Players travel to unique places, such as the warrior village of Perion, the bowman town of Henesys, Kerning City, home of thieves, and the magician’s village of Ellinia,” the introduction to MapleStory Europe explains.

Characters can work together in groups and socialise in “guilds”. Players can pay online to acquire accessories for their avatar, including pets and even shops. And, as the victim discovered to his cost, they can marry.

“Your character is unique and can be decorated according to your very own taste and style,” the game explains. “You can change their face, hairstyle and even have plastic surgery! You’ll scream with delight!”

During their honeymoon period, the man made the mistake of sharing his login information with his “wife”, making it a simple thing for her to access his account and eliminate his character. Such was the pain of losing his painstakingly crafted avatar to a virtual bunny boiler that the unnamed victim, a 33-year old office worker, reported her to the police.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Diamond Encrusted Skull Will Be Most Expensive Work Of Art

Diamond Encrusted Skull Will Be Most Expensive Work Of Art

British artist and sculptor, Damien Hirst is no stranger to extreme forms of artistic expression. Compared with the epic works that have made his name - the shark in formaldehyde, the bisected cow - Damien Hirst's work in progress is a small, delicate object: a life-size human skull.

This skull will be cast in platinum and encased entirely in diamonds - some 8,500 in all.

It will be the most expensive work of art ever created, costing between £8m and £10m.
Unveiling his latest work exclusively to The Observer, Hirst said: 'We have been buying diamonds slowly and have worked out that it will take about eight and half thousand to completely cover the surface of the skull.'

The skull above is a previous effort by Damien Hirst. The new diamond skull will by far eclipse this work in terms of effort, cost, and value.

Hirst, who was in London for meetings with his partners in this venture , Bond Street jewellers Bentley & Skinner, added: 'The biggest expense will be the 50-carat beauty that will sit on the forehead. That one alone will cost in the region of £3m to £5m. It is certainly the biggest single undertaking by a jeweller since the Crown jewels'.

Hirst, 40, who was recently ranked as the most powerful individual in the contemporary art world by Art Review magazine, and is reported to be worth £100m.

Here is Hirst in his own words:

"This will be a lot less stressful than putting a bloody great shark in a tank of formaldehyde'".

I just want to celebrate life by saying to hell with death. What better way of saying that than by taking the ultimate symbol of death and covering it in the ultimate symbol of luxury, desire and decadence? The only part of the original skull that will remain will be the teeth. You need that grotesque element for it to work as a piece of art. God is in the details and all that.'

I've always adhered to the principle that the simplest ideas are the best, and this will be the ultimate two fingers up to death. I want people to see it and be astounded. I want them to gasp.

If it's vulgar, I'll put it on a chain and hang it round my neck - or I'll stick it on the mantelpiece."

The diamond-encrusted skull, entitled 'For the Love of God', is projected to fetch up to £50m.

Tucson Airport Personnel Find Skull In Luggage

Tucson Airport Personnel Find Skull In Luggage


TUCSON, AZ - Tucson International Airport security were greeted with quite the surprise Wednesday morning when they discovered a human skull in a piece of checked luggage.

On Wednesday, TSA screeners were scanning the luggage that was going on American Airlines flight 690 destined for Philadelphia. When they found the skull TSA immediately contacted supervisors and law enforcement.

Captain John Ivanoff says "We looked at it further and tried to determine who it belonged to and why it was there?"

The female passenger who owned the luggage had already boarded her flight, but was pulled off by security personnel for questioning.

According to TSA, the woman says the skull was brought back by her boyfriend after his military deployment in Okinawa, Japan. The woman says she was taking the skull to Philadelphia for halloween.

Tucson Police were also called in. They questioned the woman and searched her home. She told them the skull belonged to her boyfriend and that it had been sitting in the garden for about 4-years. The skull has been transported to a county medical examiner's office. According to the medical examiner's office the skull belongs to a human male 20-30 years old of Japanese decent.

Dr. Bruce Anderson of the medical examiner's office verified that, "This was sitting on the ground in a garden in the dirt with some algae or moss growing."

Airport Police credit the screeners saying their attention to detail is what keeps passengers safe.

John Sides, Federal Security Director with the Transportation Security Administration says, "It's hard to say what you might find in there but its imperative they do that security job that the citizens expect them to do."

TDP says they have contacted the Office of Special Investigation, a military investigation office which plans to look into whether the boyfriend legally obtained the skull.

No charges were filed against the woman, and she was allowed to fly to Philadelphia. In addition, there were no charges filed against the boyfriend. If charges were to come they would likely come from the Office of Special Investigation.

Learn The Best Stocks and FOREX To Buy During In This 2008 Stock

Learn The Best Stocks and FOREX To Buy During In This 2008 Stock

After five consecutive years of stock market advances, 2008 has certainly proved to be a difficult investing environment. The result is that you are likely seeing sizeable negative total returns in your quarterly portfolio statements, and may even be wondering if the stock market is the right place to be invested. More than ever, I want to be sure that you are still comfortable that your investment strategy you created feels like the right one to meet your goals and needs.

WHY IT MAKES COMPLETE SENSE TO BUY STOCKS NOW. If you're still struggling with the stock market, ESPECIALLY with what's been going on in the market recently, or are just sick and tired of staring at your computer like a zombie for 2, 3, 4 hours a day or more...then I really encourage you to take 30+ year market veteran Bill Poulos's Market Mastery Protege Program for a test drive. Click here to learn about Poulos's Stock Market Mastery Program

The markets have been pushed down before and have repeatedly demonstrated resiliency to turn short-term challenging periods into long-term upside opportunities. While fear and emotion, fed by constant media stimulus, are natural feelings during these difficult times, it is patience and a commitment to your investment plan that can ultimately turn these short-term market challenges into potential long-term investment success.

Although it is not what hits the headlines, most successful investment strategies use any market correction to purchase investments when current prices are lowered by market forces. In many instances, lowered prices may not reflect the investments’ fundamental values. Staying invested, and potentially investing more money strategically, presents opportunities for investors to position their portfolios to take advantage of improvements in the market that follow declines like this. Over the lifetime of any investor, there is only a handful or so of excellent entry points into the market which can act as a springboard to propel future portfolio success. 2008, as difficult as it is to go through, is one of those periods. Together we can determine what current market opportunities may be right for you.

In the midst of these difficult financial conditions, it is best to maintain a well-diversified portfolios. You may have learned that your tolerance for risk has changed in the face of recent market events. Or, you may have new questions in the face of these short-term losses and want to discuss your overall investment strategy, and I encourage you to contact me.

I urge patience and calm. We will come out of this crisis intact and return to rising economic growth and financial market stability.

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Monday, October 6, 2008

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women. Top 10 Rejection Lines By Men

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women and What They Actually Mean.

Top 10 Rejection Lines By Men and What They Actually Mean

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else
you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is
better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all
the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.)

Top 10 rejection lines given by Men (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)


5. I don't date women where I work.) (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

Slogans for Viagra

Slogans for Viagra

10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper"
9. "One-a-day, like iron"
8. "Get a piece of the rock"
7. "You've come a long way, baby"
6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"
5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"
4. "Tastes great, more filling"
3. "Viagra, built ram tough"
2. "Here's the beef!" and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:
1. Just do her.

Some honorable mentions:
"We work harder, so you don't have to"
"Ten inches long... and growing."
"Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight"
"Viagra, home of the whopper"
"Viagra, Now is a great time to be silver"
"This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"

Thinks To Think About When Your Bored, Drunk or Stoned

Thinks To Think About When Your Bored, Drunk or Stoned

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
If the opposite of pro is con does that mean the opposite of progress is congress?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
What happens when you set a slinky on an escalator?
What exactly happens when you hit a can of Cheez Whiz with a sledgehammer?
Why do you either have 5 minutes to get to the gate at the exact opposite end of the airport and 5 hours to get to the gate right next to you?
Do Barbies explode in the microwave?
What IS the Incredible Edible Egg?
Why does the army man's gun melt faster than the feet?
Isn't Microsoft Works an oxymoron? *
What is the universe expanding into?

55 WAYS TO GET RID OF A BLIND DATE

55 WAYS TO GET RID OF A BLIND DATE


1. At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you'll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it.
2. Collect the salt shakers from all of the tables in the restaurant, and balance them in a tower on your table.
3. Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.
4. Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions.
5. Repeat every third third word you say say.
6. Give your claim to fame as being voted "Most Festerous" for your high school yearbook.
7. Read a newspaper or book during the meal. Ignore your date.
8. Stare at your date's neck, and grind your teeth audibly.
9. Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend you don't know what they are talking about.
10. Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms outstretched, and make airplane sounds.
11. Order a bucket of lard.
12. Ask for crayons to color the placemat. This works very well in fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.
13. Howl and whistle at womens' legs, especially if you are female.
14. Recite your dating history. Improvise. Include pets.
15. Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins talking about themselves.
16. Sacrifice french fries to the great deity, Pomme.
17. When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.
18. Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat more from their plate than they do.
19. Drool.
20. Chew with your mouth open, talk with your mouth full and spray crumbs.
21. Eat everything on your plate within 30 seconds of it being placed in front of you.
22. Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head waiter/hostess and ask for another table in a different part of the restaurant. Order another meal. When your date finally finds you, ask him/her "What in the hell took you so long in the restroom?!?"
23. Recite graphic limericks to the people at the table next to you.
24. Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.
25. Beg your date to tattoo your name on their derriere. Keep bringing the subject up.
26. Ask your date how much money they have with them.
27. Order for your date. Order something nasty.
28. Communicate in mime the entire evening.
29. Upon entering the restaurant, ask for a seat away from the windows, where you have a you have a good view of all exits, and where you can keep your back to the wall. Act nervous.
30. Lick your plate. Offer to lick theirs.
31. Hum. Loudly. In monotone.
32. Fill your pockets with sugar packets, as well as salt and pepper shakers, silverware, floral arrangements... i.e anything on the table that isn't bolted down.
33. Hold a debate. Take both sides.
34. Undress your date verbally. Use a bullhorn. 35. Auction your date off for silverware.
36. Slide under the table. Take your plate with you. 3
7. Order a baked potato for a side dish. When the waiter brings your food, hide the potato, wait a few minutes, and ask the waiter for the potato you "never got". When the waiter returns with another potato for you, have the first one back up on the plate. Repeat later in the meal.
38. Order beef tongue. Make lewd comparisons or comments.
39. Get your date drunk. Talk about their philosophy. Get it on tape, and use good judgement in editing to twist their words around.
40. Discuss boils and lesions, as if from personal experience.
41. Speak in pig latin throughout the meal (Or ubber-dubber language, or just nonsense).
42. Take a break, and go into the restroom. When you return to the table, throw a spare pair of underwear on the back of one of the chairs. Insist that they just need airing out.
43. If they are paying, order the most expensive thing on the menu. Take one bite.
44. Bring 20 or so candles, and during the meal get up and arrange them around the table in a circle. Chant.
45. Save the bones from your meal, and explain that you're taking them home to your invalid, senile old mother, because it's a lot cheaper than actually feeding her.
46. Order your food by colors and textures. Sculpt.
47. Take a thermos along, and hide it under the table. Order coffee, and fill the thermos one cup at a time, taking advantage of the free refills.
48. Insist that the waiter cuts your food into little pieces. In a simliar vein, insist that he take a bite of everything on the plate, to make sure no one poisoned it.
49. Accuse your date of espionage.
50. Make odd allusions to dangerous religious cults.
51. Don't use any verbs during the entire meal.
52. Pass the hat in the restaurant. Use the proceeds (if any) to pay the bill.
53. Break wind loudly. Add color commentary. Bow.
54. Feed imaginary friends, or toy dolls you've brought along.
55. Bring a bucket along. Explain that you frequently get ill

Friday, October 3, 2008

3 Bag Ladies Talking About Crap

3 Bag Ladies Talking About Crap
This cracked me up

Forex Dollar Great Investment In These Financial Recession Times

FOREX-Dollar on track for best week since 1992



* U.S. unemployment rate steady though employers shed jobs

* Euro set for biggest weekly loss vs dlr in its lifetime

* U.S. House vote on rescue plan awaited (Recasts, updates prices)

NEW YORK, Oct 3-The dollar remained on track for its best weekly gain against a basket of currencies in 16 years on Friday, after a report showed the U.S. unemployment rate remained steady in September even while employers shed jobs.

U.S. employers cut payrolls at the steepest rate in 5-1/2 years last month, according to a Labor Department report, slashing an unexpectedly large 159,000 nonfarm jobs as employment contracted for a ninth straight month.

But foreign exchange investors focused on the unemployment rate, which was unchanged from August at 6.1 percent.

The report added to the optimism surrounding the dollar, which was already on track for its best weekly gain versus the euro in the single currency's lifetime after the European Central Bank opened the door to interest rate cuts on Thursday.

"U.S. non-farm payrolls are slightly worse than expected, with a net revision to prior months ... along with the unemployment rate holding steady, which somewhat mitigated the weakness," said Brian Dolan, chief currency strategist at Forex.com in Bedminster, New Jersey.

"The market is not showing any sign yet of abandoning the strong U.S. dollar theme of the week. I remain optimistic that we will get a TARP passage, ugly as it may be, and the market will embrace risk as an antidote to fear," he added.

The U.S. House of Representatives was due on Friday to vote on the $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program, known as TARP, the bank bailout measure passed by the Senate earlier this week.

In early New York trade, the ICE Futures index .DXY, which gauges its performance against a basket of six major currencies, was little changed at 80.458 .DXY, after earlier touching a 13-month peak of 80.933.

The dollar index, up 4.069 percent this week, was on track for its best weekly gain since October 1992 at current prices, according to Reuters data.

The euro fell 0.1 percent on the day to $1.3807 <EUR=>, after plumbing a 13-month trough of around $1.3704 on Thursday. The single currency was on track for its worst weekly percentage loss since its inception in 1999, with a 4.9 percent loss in the last five sessions, according to Reuters data.

The dollar rose to a session high against the yen after a report showed that while the sluggish U.S. service sector barely grew in September, it was in line with expectations.

Dollar/yen was last up 0.7 percent at 106.06 yen <JPY=>, just below the session peak of 106.116.

Against the yen, the euro was up 0.7 at 146.42 yen <EURJPY=>, well above a more than two-year trough of around 144.03 yen <EURJPY=EBS> touched earlier in the session.

BIG WEEK

The dollar has surged this week as the international nature of the financial market crisis was highlighted by the rescue of some major European lenders, including the Belgian-Dutch financial services firm Fortis (FOR.BR: Quote, Profile, Research, Stock Buzz)(FOR.AS: Quote, Profile, Research, Stock Buzz), this week.

"The U.S. authorities are extremely committed to solving this crisis. ... Europe would never be able to some up with such a huge stimulus package as they are talking about in the U.S., and that puts the euro area at a very high risk," Danske Bank senior currency strategist John Hydeskov said in London.

The deteriorating financial backdrop prompted the ECB, which left rates unchanged at 4.25 percent on Thursday, to open the door for its first rate cut in more than five years, with President Jean-Claude Trichet saying inflation risks have eased as financial market turbulence hit the euro zone. [ID:nL2205423]

"Trichet opened up for a rate cut, some would say that it's a bit late, but they (ECB) needed some time to change the mood of the board," Hydeskov said.

A squeeze in interbank lending, with banks reluctant to lend to each other given the climate of bank failures, is a major factor behind the dollar's gains, analysts say.

Against that backdrop, a slew of data this week showing the U.S. economy has likely fallen into a full-blown recession has done little to take the wind out of the dollar's rise, even as the Fed is seen likely to cut rates as well this month. (Additional reporting by Gertrude Chavez-Dreyfuss in New York and Veronica Brown in London; Editing by Leslie Adler)By Nick Olivari